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Happy National Not ProStars Birthday Day!

Is today your birthday ProStar?

Is today your birthday ProStar?

I'm afraid it was neither yesterday nor today, but if you keep checking it it's bound to eventually be my birthday

Is it your birthday today ProStar?

I'm afraid not

What about today ProStar, is it your birthday?

I'm afraid not quite yet

We all have to start somewhere. Just curious, is today your birthday, ProStar?

Not yet

That's understandable. No pressure.

Hold on... This may be out of the blue, but is today your birthday?

Hmm...That's a bit of a personal question. However, since you asked, I will answer. No, today is not my birthday. You never know when it will come around though!

That's cool, it's always nice when a celebrity shares some facts about themselves. Unfortunately, when you're as famous as you are rumors spread like wildfires. Is it actually true that today is your birthday?

Ah yes, the rumors. Journalists are always looking for a story, but I'm afraid that this time they have truly manufactured facts, as today is in fact not my birthday