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The room was dark, except for a single ceiling light shining down onto a man. A bald man wearing a black cadet cap, a black suit jacket, a red tie, a white shirt, and a set of red plad boxer briefs.
He was also not wearing any pants.

The man stood blankly into a camera in front of him, he sat there for two hours straight, continuing to record but not move or speak. The silence was suddenly broken when he said out loud

"Hello, I am Critic, Nostalgia. I remember"

Nostalgia Critic stood up to adjust his chair, putting his boxer briefs into full frame, before sitting back down.

"I reviewed movies, I review.... Movie, now I review you"

Nostalgia Critic raises his hand slowly, pointing a finger at the camera

"You, Kyle, now I review you"

You are Kyle, you love Monster Energy and fursuiting, you love them so much your fursona is Monster Energy green with accents of Monster Energy Zero Ultra white.

"I see you Kyle, drinking your Monster Energy Zero Ultra, that fursuit head on your shelf behind you"

You begin sweating, how did the Nostalgia Critic know a guy named Kyle who also drinks Monster Energy and wears a fursuit?

"To begin this review I have to call in my good friend Malcolm, he's a furry expert"

The camera pans to Malcolm, he's wearing a cowboy outfit. Is this a skit? Is the cowboy outfit relevant to some sort of joke? It did not matter, however, as Malcolm immediately squatted down and began pulling slices of cheddar cheese from his pocket, he looked into the camera and said

"Gorgonzola"

Malcolm slapped the cheese in his hands against his palms, before revealing the cheese back to the camera, which was transformed from a cheddar cheese into a gorgonzola cheese.

The Nostalgia Critic suddenly stood up from his chair, putting his boxer briefs into full frame again, and started loudly clapping.

"Amazing" Nostalgia Critic said "Simply amazing, thank you Malcolm"

Nostalgia Critic turned back to the camera, sat down and said

"Kyle, have you ever noticed that Kung Fu Panda is just Asian Shrek? What do you think Tamara?

Nostalgia Critic turned to his left, staring at an empty chair, the chair had a note on it which read

'Tamara came
Tamara saw
Tamara conquered'

Nostalgia Critic turned back to the camera, grunting and burping really loudly.

"My analysis of you is over Kyle, you're furry trash and I'm giving you a strong zero out of ten"

Nostalgia Critic slowly removes his glasses before screaming very loudly and intensely

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Nostalgia Critic suddenly stops screaming as he puts his glasses back on and stares at the camera again

"This invasion of privacy was brought to you buy Honey. Honey: bees in your computer"

Bees suddenly being to pour out of your computer, causing you to run out of your room screaming. The Nostalgia Critic beings to laugh loudly before composing himself

"I made an edit of the Shrek movie where I voiced all the characters, there's an iTunes link in the description to download your own copy. Today's local charity is the bee foundation for bees"

Sent with XenForo® Client for Nintendo 3DS
 
FaTyl said:
The room was dark, except for a single ceiling light shining down onto a man. A bald man wearing a black cadet cap, a black suit jacket, a red tie, a white shirt, and a set of red plad boxer briefs.
He was also not wearing any pants.

The man stood blankly into a camera in front of him, he sat there for two hours straight, continuing to record but not move or speak. The silence was suddenly broken when he said out loud

"Hello, I am Critic, Nostalgia. I remember"

Nostalgia Critic stood up to adjust his chair, putting his boxer briefs into full frame, before sitting back down.

"I reviewed movies, I review.... Movie, now I review you"

Nostalgia Critic raises his hand slowly, pointing a finger at the camera

"You, Kyle, now I review you"

You are Kyle, you love Monster Energy and fursuiting, you love them so much your fursona is Monster Energy green with accents of Monster Energy Zero Ultra white.

"I see you Kyle, drinking your Monster Energy Zero Ultra, that fursuit head on your shelf behind you"

You begin sweating, how did the Nostalgia Critic know a guy named Kyle who also drinks Monster Energy and wears a fursuit?

"To begin this review I have to call in my good friend Malcolm, he's a furry expert"

The camera pans to Malcolm, he's wearing a cowboy outfit. Is this a skit? Is the cowboy outfit relevant to some sort of joke? It did not matter, however, as Malcolm immediately squatted down and began pulling slices of cheddar cheese from his pocket, he looked into the camera and said

"Gorgonzola"

Malcolm slapped the cheese in his hands against his palms, before revealing the cheese back to the camera, which was transformed from a cheddar cheese into a gorgonzola cheese.

The Nostalgia Critic suddenly stood up from his chair, putting his boxer briefs into full frame again, and started loudly clapping.

"Amazing" Nostalgia Critic said "Simply amazing, thank you Malcolm"

Nostalgia Critic turned back to the camera, sat down and said

"Kyle, have you ever noticed that Kung Fu Panda is just Asian Shrek? What do you think Tamara?

Nostalgia Critic turned to his left, staring at an empty chair, the chair had a note on it which read

'Tamara came
Tamara saw
Tamara conquered'

Nostalgia Critic turned back to the camera, grunting and burping really loudly.

"My analysis of you is over Kyle, you're furry trash and I'm giving you a strong zero out of ten"

Nostalgia Critic slowly removes his glasses before screaming very loudly and intensely

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Nostalgia Critic suddenly stops screaming as he puts his glasses back on and stares at the camera again

"This invasion of privacy was brought to you buy Honey. Honey: bees in your computer"

Bees suddenly being to pour out of your computer, causing you to run out of your room screaming. The Nostalgia Critic beings to laugh loudly before composing himself

"I made an edit of the Shrek movie where I voiced all the characters, there's an iTunes link in the description to download your own copy. Today's local charity is the bee foundation for bees"

Sent with XenForo® Client for Nintendo 3DS
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What did I just read?
 
So I'm sitting there with my GTX 1090 and I plug in to my Fortnite-ready pc, but when I turn it on I do my computer tricks and I see that RAM (that stands for random access memory if you're not a computer expert like me) is not show up. So I pull the RAM out, blow on it and put it back in and it works fine for a bit, but then it goes pop. I do not know what is wrong, did they sell me faulty RAM or is my pc the fake? I have tried all of my professional pc repair skills including:
- googling
- running troubleshooter
- asking my discord
- touching the CPU to check if it is hot (it isn't)
- pulling out the hard drive cables when it's running to do a reset
Hopefully someone like Elon Musk or Bill Gates answers for quick fix.


Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit #2: why are you calling me cringe? I am just trying to fix my pc, my friends in school aren't gamer like me so they can't help.
 
FaTyl said:
So I'm sitting there with my GTX 1090 and I plug in to my Fortnite-ready pc, but when I turn it on I do my computer tricks and I see that RAM (that stands for random access memory if you're not a computer expert like me) is not show up. So I pull the RAM out, blow on it and put it back in and it works fine for a bit, but then it goes pop. I do not know what is wrong, did they sell me faulty RAM or is my pc the fake? I have tried all of my professional pc repair skills including:
- googling
- running troubleshooter
- asking my discord
- touching the CPU to check if it is hot (it isn't)
- pulling out the hard drive cables when it's running to do a reset
Hopefully someone like Elon Musk or Bill Gates answers for quick fix.


Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Edit #2: why are you calling me cringe? I am just trying to fix my pc, my friends in school aren't gamer like me so they can't help.
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iguana said:
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