tasguitar7
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*Me solving at lunch*
*kids walks up*
Kid: That thing is just an optical illusion
Me: :fp
*kids walks up*
Kid: That thing is just an optical illusion
Me: :fp
Non-Cubers say the darndest things!
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IanTheCuber
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It isn't the optical illusion, you are.
Jaycee
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Thompson
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Friend: I just peel the stickers off
Me: Failblog!!
Me: Failblog!!
iTz Dr Pepper
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I hate when people say "is this what you do all day?" grr its so annoying.
Nestor
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My mother is playing with my iphone and sees some pictures of me and a friend solving puzzles: "Oh. Is she good at it?" "Yes, pretty good! She helped me solve a cube I was stuck with for a couple of weeks, we figured it out together".
"Oh, so she's also a freak!" -_-
"Oh, so she's also a freak!" -_-
samchoochiu
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Amazing joke on cubing (getting girls)
idk if this will violate anything in the forum but the reader probably needs to do some thinking to figure this out... So a non-cubing friend came up with this joke:
So you plant your trap in a classroom waiting for your female prey and the moment she picks up the cube you show up like a ninja saying "I can solve it, may u time me" and the girls says "sure" you solve it in 6 seconds and say " I can do better... time me again" so the girls scrambles it and times you again and you get a 9 second solve and you say to the girl "ohh... is this destiny?" you gotta give her signs...
lmfao this was hilarious, rowe should get like a .69 2x2 single and a 6.90 3x3 single lol
idk if this will violate anything in the forum but the reader probably needs to do some thinking to figure this out... So a non-cubing friend came up with this joke:
So you plant your trap in a classroom waiting for your female prey and the moment she picks up the cube you show up like a ninja saying "I can solve it, may u time me" and the girls says "sure" you solve it in 6 seconds and say " I can do better... time me again" so the girls scrambles it and times you again and you get a 9 second solve and you say to the girl "ohh... is this destiny?" you gotta give her signs...
lmfao this was hilarious, rowe should get like a .69 2x2 single and a 6.90 3x3 single lol
Goosly
Veteran
Ok. You should record it when you try this and post the video 
~Adam~
Legend
I was solving at the barber's and a guy said 'I know a guy who can actually solve one in 2 mins'.
He obviously didn't notice me solve then instantly scramble over and over next to him.
He obviously didn't notice me solve then instantly scramble over and over next to him.
Sillas
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"the guy who created it was a demon"
GlowingSausage
Regular
a guy in my class: scrambles with something like R U2 "how fast can u do that?"
me: "in half a second?" i solve in in half a second
he: "HOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYY CCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" (but in german)
me: "in half a second?" i solve in in half a second
he: "HOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYY CCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" (but in german)
Bapao
Premium Member
HEIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIGE SCHEIIIIIIIIIISSEEEEEEE!!
I had too many eyes on me in public transport today. I got nervous (which hardly ever happens ima) and dropped the cube during a scramble but managed to catch it after it bounced from one hand to the other for several seconds. All I could say was "Whoops!"...lame. I proceeded to solve the cube and there was silence the whole time (why didn't they laugh that I nearly dropped it?). When I finished, they started chuckling light heartedly and there was a brief bustle. I think they thought that nearly dropping it out of nervous clumsiness was part of an "act" or something. Gotz to love non-cubers.
I had too many eyes on me in public transport today. I got nervous (which hardly ever happens ima) and dropped the cube during a scramble but managed to catch it after it bounced from one hand to the other for several seconds. All I could say was "Whoops!"...lame. I proceeded to solve the cube and there was silence the whole time (why didn't they laugh that I nearly dropped it?). When I finished, they started chuckling light heartedly and there was a brief bustle. I think they thought that nearly dropping it out of nervous clumsiness was part of an "act" or something. Gotz to love non-cubers.
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Achifaifa
Regular
Did they gave you some coins?
Bapao
Premium Member
Nah, I never get coins. Which is frustrating. I often wonder why I even bother putting my hat on the floor
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GlowingSausage
Regular
yeah a bit like that. but he's an exchange student from spain and his german isn't perfect so he was actually like ":OOOOOOOO... how did you do that??? :OOO"
but it sounded like he was thinking somhing like that...
i should have made that clearer...
which cube did you nearly drop?
would it have exploded?
good night
Bapao
Premium Member
It was a LingYun so yeah, the train would have been doomed if the thing had mangaged to touch the ground.
Windsor
Premium Member
today a girl wanted to see my cube after i solved it so i sctambled it and handed it to her. After about ten minutes she said "I give up im gonna cheat" and then proceeded to try to peel off the stickers for about five minutes until she realized my GuHong was stickerless. :fp
Boxcarcrzy12
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"Do you know the secret code?" Thats always popular.
Achifaifa
Regular
LOL, thanks god it was stickerless.
unirox13
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Got pulled over for speeding last night while coming back from an event. It was semi late and the area I was in was reasonably well lit. After the officer walked up to my car and got my info and had gone back to his car to process the info I pulled out my Lunhui, which I keep in my car. I scrambled it and was doing a slow solve and checking my mirrors to see when the officer was coming back.
I saw him walking up with the ticket in his hand, I was just finishing last layer when he got up to my window. He looked at me and then the cube and says, "Can you solve that thing?" I said, "Yes", in about 20ish seconds, probably take me a little longer now since I'm a bit nervous though. He says, "Do you think you could solve it if I mess it up really good?" I hand him the cube and he scrambles it, hands it back to me, I do a quick inspect and solve it in around 22 seconds. I held it up to show him, he says, "That is the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
He walks back to his car, ticket in hand. A few seconds later he comes back hands me my ticket, shakes my hand and thanks me for brightening his night with my cubing skills. After he walked away I looked at the ticket. Not only did he write it for 1mph less he said I was going, thus avoiding a reckless driving charge, but he also didn't write me for being in a residential area, which saved me $200 right off the top.
I saw him walking up with the ticket in his hand, I was just finishing last layer when he got up to my window. He looked at me and then the cube and says, "Can you solve that thing?" I said, "Yes", in about 20ish seconds, probably take me a little longer now since I'm a bit nervous though. He says, "Do you think you could solve it if I mess it up really good?" I hand him the cube and he scrambles it, hands it back to me, I do a quick inspect and solve it in around 22 seconds. I held it up to show him, he says, "That is the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
He walks back to his car, ticket in hand. A few seconds later he comes back hands me my ticket, shakes my hand and thanks me for brightening his night with my cubing skills. After he walked away I looked at the ticket. Not only did he write it for 1mph less he said I was going, thus avoiding a reckless driving charge, but he also didn't write me for being in a residential area, which saved me $200 right off the top.
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