Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

Names by non-cubers
Magic: The flat one, Rubik's mat, Rubik's rings
360: The ball
2x2: The baby, the 2-cube, the 4-cube, the itty-bitty one, the 1-year-old
3x3: The normal one, the original, the Rubak's, the Rubok's, the Noobik's (CoD fanboys are stupid.), the 9-cube, the first.
4x4: The big one, the hard one, the 16 one
5x5: The grandma (lolwut), the huge one, the impossible one, the 7000x7000 (people are too obtuse with their hyperboles nowadays)
7x7: The crazy one, the enormous one, the impossible one, the 11x11
Megaminx: Satan-cube (pentagrams), the evil one, "OH MY GOD WTF", the 12x12
Gigaminx: "ES EL DIABLO!", Lucifer incarnate, 32x32
I also get the 'I can't even take the stickers off that fast!" comment on a daily basis.

What about the 11x11? Non-cubers would possibly have a heart attack if they saw that
 
So I'm on vacation in Florida and I brought my 3x3 and 4x4 along to practice since I haven't really had time lately and I figured when I'm just laying around I could do some. So yesterday when I went down to the pool, I left my cubes up in the room on the desk, solved (I can't stand to see an unsolved cube). Later that day when I went back up and saw that the cubes were unsolved, so I thought my mom or dad had done it to annoy me since they think it's funny when I get all worked up about it. After asking them, I finally realized that the maid who came in to clean the room had scrambled them while she was in here. So, I solved both of them and left them in the same spot. This morning I left them here again, solved, and when I came back I saw that they had been touched and moved around a little, but not scrambled. For some reason I thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
 
lollololololol i saw this guy doing RURURURURU on a cube over and over again, and when i come to him he says " some guy told me that if i do this 1000 times it will be solved LOL that would be an awesome prank ( the guy who told him might have really thought that would work lol )
 
famous quotes/question by non cubers when they see speedcubers:
-how do u solve that?
-i can only do one side:p
-i can do all except for one sticker *in heart:WTF?*
-what u eat for breakfast?
-my cousin's friend's uncle's grandfather's chicken's friend's goat's uncle who had a donkey can solve it in 2 seconds:confused:
-u bloody cheater u scrambled it so u can solve it O.o
-gimme that cube, let me scramble it without u seeing it *scrambles roughly* (in heart:MY CUBE!!!!!):fp
-nerd
-u can do it?
-i bet u'll be cracking your head trying to solve that
 
famous quotes/question by non cubers when they see speedcubers:
-how do u solve that?
-i can only do one side:p
-i can do all except for one sticker *in heart:WTF?*
-what u eat for breakfast?
-my cousin's friend's uncle's grandfather's chicken's friend's goat's uncle who had a donkey can solve it in 2 seconds:confused:
-u bloody cheater u scrambled it so u can solve it O.o
-gimme that cube, let me scramble it without u seeing it *scrambles roughly* (in heart:MY CUBE!!!!!):fp
-nerd
-u can do it?
-i bet u'll be cracking your head trying to solve that

All the time
 
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