Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Tim Major]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

Ohnoes... I want attention... why does that kid's fake times get more noticed than mine :'( Don't you just hate it when people lie about their times? Then, even if they're telling the truth in the future, it's hard to trust them.

"The sheep who cried wolf" all over again isn't it?

So that's why NZ has so many sheep. Boys have turned into them
Is that what you say in NZ, or were you joking around xD

 

[Cube-tacular]

I used to break it
NERD
O my God you are sad!

that kind of thing, it's annoying

 

[SixSidedCube]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

Ohnoes... I want attention... why does that kid's fake times get more noticed than mine :'( Don't you just hate it when people lie about their times? Then, even if they're telling the truth in the future, it's hard to trust them.

"The sheep who cried wolf" all over again isn't it?

So that's why NZ has so many sheep. Boys have turned into them
Is that what you say in NZ, or were you joking around xD

I meant the BOY who cried wolf, lol, and I was just playing around

 

[ElectricDoodie]

i finally relized why evreyone says the world record is 30 seconds some youtuber thecomputernerd claims he holds the record at 30 seconds

also i was teaching some guy and he asked if he could memorize all the positions. i told him its called the gods algorithom and theres to meany. then he asked about one sequence of moves to repeat over and over. i sad it is called the devils algorithom and would take to long. the next day i here him talking to some guy aying "theres 2 ways to solve each position the gods way and satins way"and then kept braging on about how he combinde the.

You were wrong in telling him that. That's wrong information you have.

how was it wrong i taght him begginrs method then he asked these questions

That doesn't make you right.

 

[Edward]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

You mean yourself?

Aww, come on Feliks, be nice, we don't even know if its him or not.

Although, I sort of used to do the same thing with algebraic equations in maths..

Teacher used to ask me a question on Algebra, like the following...

Solve the following equation:

3(x-1)=8

Answer: 3(x-1)=8

3x-3=8
3x=8+3
3x=11

I used to take sneek-peeks out of the corner of my eye at my mates work, and I got all the credit for getting the answer right xD

Wait what? x doesn't equal 3 here?

 

[amostay2004]

3(x-1)=8

Answer: 3(x-1)=8

3x-3=8
3x=8+3
3x=11

I used to take sneek-peeks out of the corner of my eye at my mates work, and I got all the credit for getting the answer right xD

Wait what? x doesn't equal 3 here?

You srs?

 

[a small kitten]

If x = 3 then 6 = 8.

=3

 

[ben1996123]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

You mean yourself?

lolno.

 

[palmcubes]

also i was teaching some guy and he asked if he could memorize all the positions. i told him its called the gods algorithom and theres to meany.

Nope.

how is that wrong

 

[vcuber13]

also i was teaching some guy and he asked if he could memorize all the positions. i told him its called the gods algorithom and theres to meany.

Nope.

how is that wrong

gods alg is the optimal way of solving that state, there is / would be 43 odd quintillion gods algorithms. an a perm would be an example of a gods algorithm (as far as i know the normal alg is optimal)

 

[LewisJ]

also i was teaching some guy and he asked if he could memorize all the positions. i told him its called the gods algorithom and theres to meany.

Nope.

how is that wrong

gods alg is the optimal way of solving that state, there is / would be 43 odd quintillion gods algorithms. an a perm would be an example of a gods algorithm (as far as i know the normal alg is optimal)

You're confusing two types of algorithms. God's algorithm is a process which finds an optimal solution to any state of the cube. You are interpreting God's algorithm to be one specific optimal solution to some state of the cube, when really God's algorithm is what finds any or all of those specific optimal solutions. God's algorithm is a theoretical algorithm in the usual sense, not the sequence-of-moves sense.

 

[dizzmylife2658]

"Just look at me"- my friends solved a 3x3 cube with a scramble like: U' -.- " hahaha i'm better than u"
"I can do it with my feet"
"u're beast, not a human, da*m u "

 

[Senkoy]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

You mean yourself?

Aww, come on Feliks, be nice, we don't even know if its him or not.

Although, I sort of used to do the same thing with algebraic equations in maths..

Teacher used to ask me a question on Algebra, like the following...

Solve the following equation:

3(x-1)=8

Answer: 3(x-1)=8

3x-3=8
3x=8+3
3x=11

I used to take sneek-peeks out of the corner of my eye at my mates work, and I got all the credit for getting the answer right xD

Dood, you didn't finish it. The answer is x = 11/3

Now allow me to show off.

Integrate 1/(1+sinx)dx

First you multiply by form 1 of (1-sinx)/(1-sinx) to get:
Integral (1-sinx)/cos^2(x) dx which is equal to
Integral 1/cos^2(x) dx - Integral sinx/cos^2(x) dx

The first part of that is equal to sec^2(x) and we know that the integral of that is tanx so now we have:

tanx - Integral sinx/cosx * 1/cosx dx

When you multiply that last part out and simplify we get tanxsecx dx and we know that the integral of that is simply secx so you get a final answer of:

tanx -secx + C

 

[Cow8Duck]

"Are you just solving it find out how different ways there are to solve it?"

 

[SixSidedCube]

so theres this kid in year 7 at school (going into 8) who claims to have a 7 second BLD solve with 0 second memo when he averages 1:30 on 3x3 notBLD. the annoying thing is that everyone including the teachers all believe it.

You mean yourself?

Aww, come on Feliks, be nice, we don't even know if its him or not.

Although, I sort of used to do the same thing with algebraic equations in maths..

Teacher used to ask me a question on Algebra, like the following...

Solve the following equation:

3(x-1)=8

Answer: 3(x-1)=8

3x-3=8
3x=8+3
3x=11

I used to take sneek-peeks out of the corner of my eye at my mates work, and I got all the credit for getting the answer right xD

Dood, you didn't finish it. The answer is x = 11/3

Now allow me to show off.

Integrate 1/(1+sinx)dx

First you multiply by form 1 of (1-sinx)/(1-sinx) to get:
Integral (1-sinx)/cos^2(x) dx which is equal to
Integral 1/cos^2(x) dx - Integral sinx/cos^2(x) dx

The first part of that is equal to sec^2(x) and we know that the integral of that is tanx so now we have:

tanx - Integral sinx/cosx * 1/cosx dx

When you multiply that last part out and simplify we get tanxsecx dx and we know that the integral of that is simply secx so you get a final answer of:

tanx -secx + C

Lol, I give up maths if I gotta do that stuff!!

 

[Chapuunka]

My favorite one, only from the band people: WITCH!!!

 

[FruitSalad]

I was suggested this by one of my friends...
I took some caps off of my cube...Then folded some money up, and stuffed it inside. Now, my cube holds $40 anyone else tried that?

 

[Feryll]

I was suggested this by one of my friends...
I took some caps off of my cube...Then folded some money up, and stuffed it inside. Now, my cube holds $40 anyone else tried that?

You could smuggly weed in it :fp
Not that I would, but you have to be careful at the airport, the security is always very strict with hollow stuff

Brilliant! I'm going to make a weed stash cube now

One of my friends said that while he was showing a fellow student how the detachable centers on his 3x3, he replied saying that you could stash cocaine in there.

He doesn't go to the most placid or tame of schools

Of course the only thing on all young peoples minds is how to smuggle their contrabands

 

[davidgreece]

Some people don't believe me so they say i peel of the stickers really fast and put it back.
I'm like: O.O

once i gave my cube to someone to scramble and he gave it back to me and i found out that he took some stickers off and switched them because i saw there where 2 blue centers.
I'm like: O.O

 

[gon]

I love the "I'm going to scramble it so hard you can never solve it" saying. It makes me crack up every time.