Cubing quotes from cubers

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"OH is for wankers"

LOL, who said that? but many uses left hand for OH...

 

[Pietersmieters]

OMG I can't believe nobody posted this!!! it's legendary

"I just like the sexy move"
AvG

 

[OOOH]

"OH is for wankers"

LOL, who said that? but many uses left hand for OH...

It was the first thing i thought about when I heard about people solving the cube with one hand....

 

[Kian]

Alex Yu after setting the BLD world record at the Princeton Open last March...

"Alright now I'm going to go fast."

 

[Chuberchuckee]

"ooh, bubble wrap!"
-badmephisto

 

[Ville Seppänen]

"What? that one was supposed to be right..."
Me after my last BLD solve in Swedish cubeday.

 

[PeterNewton]

im sort of going to go philosophical now (it will probably ruin the light mood of this thread..)
"no matter what you learn, remember that it is only a small sub-set of something far greater"
- me (peter newton)

 

[Sa967St]

"someone call a wambulance"
-Meph

"oh haiiiiii"
-Limeback

"and the question is...what did Harris get?"
-Dave Campbell, during the 3x3x3 awards at Toronto Open Winter '09

 

[SimonWestlund]

"What? that one was supposed to be right..."
Me after my last BLD solve in Swedish cubeday.

That's just what I think after every DNFs! haha! Nice!

 

[soccerking813]

"This [YouTube trophy] is going to sit on my desk when I am president."
-Dan Brown on getting a youtube award for his Rubik's cube tutorial.

 

[brunson]

From a conversation 15 minutes ago...

Co-worker: Wow, you're really getting fast at that.
Me: Not really. I'm going to get my ass handed to me by a bunch of middle school kids at the competition in April.

 

[nitrocan]

Then you go "right inverted down inverted right down, right inv....."

There probably is a very complicated algorithm to solve this at once but...

This tutorial will help you get your 8 minute solve, into a 2 minute solve. Watching this, will in no way make you a world record holder.

Precious Dan Brown quotes. (Written from memory, but should be accurate enough)

 

[Sa967St]

don't forget
"now this step makes it look like you're messing up everything you've already done, but it magically comes together in the end" XD

 

[speedcuber1355]

"World Record World Record!"
-Bill Li

I love that lol

 

[byu]

don't forget
"now this step makes it look like you're messing up everything you've already done, but it magically comes together in the end" XD

You're talking about R D R' D' for corner orientation in beginner LL, right?

 

[OOOH]

don't forget
"now this step makes it look like you're messing up everything you've already done, but it magically comes together in the end" XD

You're talking about R D R' D' for corner orientation in beginner LL, right?

yes, must be

 

[qqwref]

Hey guys can you please stop putting in quotes by yourself that nobody else has heard before? Unless they're in-jokes that a bunch of your cubing friends on speedsolving would recognize (my "sub-15 is impossible" quote is one of these), this topic would be a lot cooler if we only collected somewhat well-known quotes.

 

[daniel0731ex]

"slow is smooth, smooth is fast"

 

[JTW2007]

Me: Not really. I'm going to get my ass handed to me by a bunch of middle school kids at the competition in April.

Lol. I hope to be one of them! Muahahaha. (not a chance, I suck in competition)

"You know, I think nerdy is kind of the new sexy."

Dan Knights-Boulder 2008

 

[Shamah02]

BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!


-Dennis Strehlau