What are your favorite skits

[precompsubwr]

For me, there's one that goes like this

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-Why is my phone so slow

-Back in my day, we didn't have phones

-You know what, I'm just gonna go to bed

-Back in my day, we didn't have beds either

-You know what, maybe I'll just go out and get some food

-Back in my day, we didn't have food

-Then what did you do, hunt?

-EXCUSE ME?

-You don't always have to say "bAcK iN mY dAy" for everything that comes out of my mouth

-I'm just telling you what life was like back in my day

-OKAY WELL IT'S NOT YOUR DAY ANYMORE

-YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

-I'M SORRY THINGS HAVE CHANGED OVER TIME, BUT IT'S 2021* DINOSAURS DON'T EXIST ANYMORE!

-Excuse me, I'm not that old...

-You have gray hairs on your gray hairs, I don't know what else you want me to say

-And that's the problem with your generation, you kids are too soft

-You're a boomer.

-A WHAT?

-Get out.

If you can, link a video instead, I couldn't find the video alone so I put the script

 

[An Animating Cuber]

I did this at Woodruff Scout camp:
Soldier #1: What a battle!
Soldier #2: What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!
Soldier #3: Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND – simply amazing!
Soldier #1: We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and we’re still here to talk about it.
Soldier #2: That’s enough fighting for me. I’m retiring from the army. Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.
Soldier #3: Me too. I think we’ve made a name for ourselves. THREE against A THOUSAND – I still can’t believe we did it!
Soldier #1: OK, I’ll retire too. You know, those were the toughest THREE guys I’ve ever fought against!

 

[Bingus cuber]

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