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Rap God but it's cubing, Skewb God (a Faz song)

Cubing adaption of Rap God, yes or no?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 38.1%
  • No

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • Not worth it

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • 100% YES

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 4 19.0%

  • Total voters
    21
  • Poll closed .
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Should I a make a cubing adaption of Eminem's "Rap God"?
This will be a big project as I will try to make quality lyrics, not just whatever sounds "okay". I'll have the poll open for 12 days.

One thing I should mention is that I am just making lyrics not singing it. The first reason is that I can't sing, I don't know if I can rap or not I've never tried and also, the second point, I can't talk that fast especially for that length of time. So, just lyrics.


Also feel free to drop some ideas for a name and from what perspective, i:e, Skewb God (a Faz rap), Derp God (a Derpy Cuber rap), Rec[ord] God ( a Max Park rap) , etc.

Edit: I've gotten rid of the poll time as I will be continuing the next phase in three das instead of 12 so that would be 5/16/2021
 
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dllema

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Intro:
Skewb God
Look, I was gonna cube easy on you.
Not to hurt your average
But I'll only get this one chance!
The tensions wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got
Like my pb's about to be broken
But I don't know when
If that means what I think its mean

We're in trouble, big trouble
And if his pb is as good as you say it is
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what Ernő Rubik ordered

This is not the final thing
 

rubik2005

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Messages
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Christmas Wonderland
Intro:
Skewb God
Look, I was gonna cube easy on you.
Not to hurt your average
But I'll only get this one chance!
The tensions wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got
Like my pb's about to be broken
But I don't know when
If that means what I think its mean

We're in trouble, big trouble
And if his pb is as good as you say it is
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what Ernő Rubik ordered

This is not the final thing
I love this!

I'm finishing school up, so after that I'll hopefully be able to think of some lyrics.
 

dllema

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Messages
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Location
Maryland, USA
Thank you!
anyway verse 1:
I'm beginning to feel like a Skewb God, Skewb God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their fingers are nimble enough to
Speed-solve, speed-solve
They said I could Skewb like a robot, so call me Skewb-Bot

But for me to cube like a computer
GAN-Skewb must be in my genes
I got a Skewb in my back-pocket

I gotta go
 
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that's gonna be a no from me dawg

Maybe I'll make a Duck song for you but it's about cubes

edit:
A Duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil, who was streaming on Twitch,
"Hey!" (bam bam bam) got any... Clocks?
Phil said "No we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap and they're good and they're all on sale!"
"Can I get you a Gan?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )
 
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The Cubing Duck Song

A duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil who was streaming on Twitch
Hey! (bam bam bam) got any clocks?
Phil said, No, we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap, and they're fast, and they're all on sale!
Can I get you a Gan?
The duck said, I'll pass.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )

When the duck walked up to DailyPuzzles
and he said to Billy who was reviewing a Squan
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
Billy said, No, like I said yesterday
We just sell twisty puzzles, okay?
Why not try out a WRM (pronounced worm)?
The duck said good bye.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to the Fluffy Alligator man
and he said to the man creating tutorials
Hey, (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
The Fluffy Alligator man said, That's it, if you don't stop asking me for clocks, duck
I'll magnetize you to a Valk and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't strip my core!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked back to The Cubicle
And then he said to Phil who was organizing cubes
Hey (bam bam bam), got any magnets?
What, no we're all out of stock, if you don't got cubes why do yo-, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any clocks?

And Phil just DNFed
Then Phil started to smile
Phil started to laugh
Phil Yu laughed for a while

Phil said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the Hardware store
I'll buy you some clocks
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the Phil bought some clocks
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, not great

But you know what sounds nice?
It would improve my average
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any MGCs?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he
waddled away (waddle waddle)

edit: I changed glue to magnetize
 
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The Cubing Duck Song

A duck walked up to The Cubicle
He said to Phil who was streaming on Twitch
Hey! (bam bam bam) got any clocks?
Phil said, No, we only sell REAL cubes. But they're cheap, and they're fast, and they're all on sale!
Can I get you a Gan?
The duck said, I'll pass.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
To the very next store (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom )

When the duck walked up to DailyPuzzles
and he said to Billy who was reviewing a Squan
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
Billy said, No, like I said yesterday
We just sell twisty puzzles, okay?
Why not try out a WRM (pronounced worm)?
The duck said good bye.

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to the Fluffy Alligator man
and he said to the man creating tutorials
Hey, (bam bam bam), got any clocks?
The Fluffy Alligator man said, That's it, if you don't stop asking me for clocks, duck
I'll magnetize you to a Valk and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't strip my core!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

When the duck walked up to The Cubicle
And then he said to Phil who was organizing cubes
Hey (bam bam bam), got any magnets?
What, no we're all out of stock, if you don't got cubes why do yo-, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any clocks?

And Phil just DNFed
Then Phill started to smile
Phil started to laugh
Phil Yu laughed for a while

Phil said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the Hardware store
I'll buy you some clocks
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the Phil bought some clocks
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, not great

But you know what sounds nice?
It would improve my average
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any MGCs?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, wadddle)
Then he
waddled away (waddle waddle)

edit: I changed glue to magnetize
I regret making this. I can't get it out of my head!
 
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