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Need some relationship advice

ChickenWrap

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I hope this is in the right section....

anyway, my ex-girlfriend messaged me on facebook and said "Hey (my name), you are the best! I have really missed you ;) "

I would just delete her number but I am going to the same college next semester and we are both on the triathlon team. What can I say to her that isn't rude but conveys that I am not interested?
 

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"Hey, I really missed you too! I can't stop thinking about you. Wanna come over for dinner?"
As a presumably at least passably attractive girl, and a triathlete, try implying that you've developed a fetish for ladies with >5% body fat, and who are unattractive. That way, you pay her a double compliment, plus she thinks you're a weirdo with odd fetishes, and will hopefully lose interest!
 

Soren333

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Well, doesn't exactly sound like she wants to get back together. But rather saying hi to an ex.
 

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Dear Clingy-exgirlfriend,

I know that we will both be attending the University of Gourmet Chicken Cooking school next fall, but I am not interested in being with you again. In the words of the fine darling named T-swizzle, "WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER! ... Like ever." I hope you can find another soulmate, as there are plenty of other male triathletes at our school. I do warn you though, they may have crabs.


Regards,

ChickenWrap


P.S. Your chicken doesn't even taste good.
 

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Dear Clingy-exgirlfriend,

I know that we will both be attending the University of Gourmet Chicken Cooking school next fall, but I am not interested in being with you again. In the words of the fine darling named T-swizzle, "WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER! ... Like ever." I hope you can find another soulmate, as there are plenty of other male triathletes at our school. I do warn you though, they may have crabs.


Regards,

ChickenWrap


P.S. Your chicken doesn't even taste good.
You are a genius
 

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As a presumably at least passably attractive girl, and a triathlete, try implying that you've developed a fetish for ladies with >5% body fat, and who are unattractive. That way, you pay her a double compliment, plus she thinks you're a weirdo with odd fetishes, and will hopefully lose interest!
Lol this is funny.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me reassemble my Shengshou 10x10?"
This works either way. If you hate her, then this sucks for her. But if she does it, she is totally a keeper.

Dear Clingy-exgirlfriend,

I know that we will both be attending the University of Gourmet Chicken Cooking school next fall, but I am not interested in being with you again. In the words of the fine darling named T-swizzle, "WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER, GETTING BACK TOGETHER! ... Like ever." I hope you can find another soulmate, as there are plenty of other male triathletes at our school. I do warn you though, they may have crabs.

Regards,

ChickenWrap

P.S. Your chicken doesn't even taste good.
I thought the first two were good. Then I read this one.

I have a question: I am not in a relationship but I have a Sadie Hawkins (girls choice) dance in February. I don't think anyone will ask me. The girl I want to ask me is my friend but i don't know how to get her to ask me.
 

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Lol this is funny.



This works either way. If you hate her, then this sucks for her. But if she does it, she is totally a keeper.



I thought the first two were good. Then I read this one.

I have a question: I am not in a relationship but I have a Sadie Hawkins (girls choice) dance in February. I don't think anyone will ask me. The girl I want to ask me is my friend but i don't know how to get her to ask me.
Buy some flowers. Go to a movie. The works.
 

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I thought the first two were good. Then I read this one.

I have a question: I am not in a relationship but I have a Sadie Hawkins (girls choice) dance in February. I don't think anyone will ask me. The girl I want to ask me is my friend but i don't know how to get her to ask me.
Ask her if she has asked anyone to the dance yet. If she says no, then suggest that you go with her.
 

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I have a question: I am not in a relationship but I have a Sadie Hawkins (girls choice) dance in February. I don't think anyone will ask me. The girl I want to ask me is my friend but i don't know how to get her to ask me.
Screw the rules, just ask her. If you are against cheating, then tell her friends you want to go with her. They'll surely pass on the information, and if she doesn't ask you it sends a pretty clear message.
 

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You can always rely on the speedcubing community to give you advise of how to make sure you don't get into a relationship.
 

~Adam~

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Ask her out. If she says yes then she'll most likely invite you to the dance. If you don't want to date her then don't expect her to ask you.
 

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"Hey, wanna come over and help me reassemble my Shengshou 10x10?"
That... was amazing! :D

In regards to the OP, sometimes ex's will call/message out of the blue. Try to just be friendly and make sure you're not sending any mixed signals. If you suspect that she thinks you are interested, then just say, nicely, that you are not interested in a relationship with her anymore. You don't really have to sugar coat anything, you can say clearly that you are not interested, just make sure to keep a calm tone and say it nicely. If you suspect even now that she may be interested in you, then go ahead and say something to her now. It's better to say something early and make sure she knows than it is to draw it out for her if she is interested in you still.
 

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I have a question: I am not in a relationship but I have a Sadie Hawkins (girls choice) dance in February. I don't think anyone will ask me. The girl I want to ask me is my friend but i don't know how to get her to ask me.
This coming from a girl who was rejected by two guys when asking them to Sadie's:
Ask her is she is going to ask any one. If she says "no" or "I don't know" offer to go with her. And if she says "yes" then say that if that rude guy says no that you would be happy to go with her.
 
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