Creative ways to destroy puzzles

[Lord_Oscar]

As the title suggests, I'm trying to come up with a list of creative ways to destroy cubes.

- Dropping the puzzle (I know, basic)
- By bicycle (running over the puzzle)
- By axe
- Blunt force (whacking the puzzle with a cricket bat)
- Via football (send a football into the top corner of the net where I've got the puzzle hanging)

I would appreciate any other creative ideas on the subject of ways to destroy puzzles.
Thanks!

P.S: This is for a video - I'll pick out my favourites.

 

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

dump some flex seal into it before smashing it with the axe

 

[ifpigscouldfly54]

put meat in it and drop it into a lion enclosure

 

[Bingus Ringus McDingus]

 

[Filipe Teixeira]

give it to your nephew

 

[ruffleduck]

sand

 

[precompsubwr]

drop 142 drops of xmt-10 lube, 24 drops of stardust lube, 76 pounds of vaseline, and 5 gallons of milk into the cube, put it in a blender with 7 nutella jars, and melt it in the Kīlauea volcano at exactly 8:42 AM HST

 

[Kami-Kun]

As the title suggests, I'm trying to come up with a list of creative ways to destroy cubes.

- Dropping the puzzle (I know, basic)
- By bicycle (running over the puzzle)
- By axe
- Blunt force (whacking the puzzle with a cricket bat)
- Via football (send a football into the top corner of the net where I've got the puzzle hanging)

I would appreciate any other creative ideas on the subject of ways to destroy puzzles.
Thanks!

P.S: This is for a video - I'll pick out my favourites.

i once removed a screw from a meilong 4 and threw it at my wall

 

[An Animating Cuber]

 

[ender9994]

1. Drop it into the Mariana Trench
2. Perform military environmental testing on it
   1. high frequency vibration
   2. medium weight shock
3. Attempt to turn it as fast as Max
4. Shout at it and call it a disappointment

 

[Jennah]

-Feed your 3 year old cousin spaghetti (with as much tomato sauce as possible) and give them your cube
-Make a skincare routine for your cube (cleanser, toner, moisturizer, exfoliator, spf, mask)
-Make it do homework for you
-Get it pierced (and buy some cute earrings)
-Make it watch brainrot (wear eye protection, it might explode)

 

[caleb_g]

buy some sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide, mix them and leave the cube in it for a few days

(don't actually do this pirhanna solution is very dangerous)

 

[Filipe Teixeira]

give it to a non cuber

 

[FenTheGoat]

Through your American liberties

 

[Gecko777]

As the title suggests, I'm trying to come up with a list of creative ways to destroy cubes.

- Dropping the puzzle (I know, basic)
- By bicycle (running over the puzzle)
- By axe
- Blunt force (whacking the puzzle with a cricket bat)
- Via football (send a football into the top corner of the net where I've got the puzzle hanging)

I would appreciate any other creative ideas on the subject of ways to destroy puzzles.
Thanks!

P.S: This is for a video - I'll pick out my favourites.

One of my older videos:

 

[Curunír]

shout at it about how much it is a disappointment for 3 days
then sign it up for therapy but secretly disguise yourself as da therapist
then tell it that it is pointless trying to try and fix its mental health
then prescribe it anti-anti-depressants
and then watch as your cube destroys itself

 

[Hari Hari]

Put it in the oven

 

[cuberbutnotacuberV2]

1. Sedate your cube
2. Take out the soul of your cube and transfer it to a wall clock.
3. Watch as your cube wakes up, realises it's stuck, and starts panicking
4. Torture it by showing the Wall-Clock Cube its physical self
5. Make an offer with the cube: become faster or be left to suffer.
6. There are two possible options:
a) Cube says yes: Respond with, "Haha take the L" and pour Gorilla Glue into the cube, making the Curse of Banishment permanent
b) Cube says no: Bring out its family members. Proceed to disassemble them step by step, looking the Wall-Clock Cube in the face as you slowly tear the stickers (if stickered) or systematically dismantle any semblance of what its family once was.
7. enjoy

edit: the cube soul transfer process mantra is disclosed at approximately 0:07 of this video:

edit 2: the pokemon thing seems irrelevant, but it's a distraction

 

[Jennah]

1. Sedate your cube
2. Take out the soul of your cube and transfer it to a wall clock.
3. Watch as your cube wakes up, realises it's stuck, and starts panicking
4. Torture it by showing the Wall-Clock Cube its physical self
5. Make an offer with the cube: become faster or be left to suffer.
6. There are two possible options:
a) Cube says yes: Respond with, "Haha take the L" and pour Gorilla Glue into the cube, making the Curse of Banishment permanent
b) Cube says no: Bring out its family members. Proceed to disassemble them step by step, looking the Wall-Clock Cube in the face as you slowly tear the stickers (if stickered) or systematically dismantle any semblance of what its family once was.
7. enjoy

edit: the cube soul transfer process mantra is disclosed at approximately 0:07 of this video:

edit 2: the pokemon thing seems irrelevant, but it's a distraction

Is that a cube organ transplant

 

[Exmestify]

step 1- buy a rubik cuub
step 2- pour vaccine (rubik lubrirant)
step 3- get cubehead to come to ur home
step 4- make cubehead get biceps becuz vaccine protects the indestructable rubik brand from the wall
step 5- install a rubik ball core in the gan 15
step 6- theres none, gan 15 with bigger ball core is fat enough