Clearly he meant that he wanted to beat a kite at feet solving, he just misspelled it. I don't know though, I know the kites have been practicing for this competition. They can solve like the wind now. And they all just upgraded to Gans Airs, so there is that, too. I've taken this joke way too far.
My averages are still worse than yours (2016BUSH01 is my WCA ID for proof) and I've gone to 3 comps, and am signed up for 2 more. I don't go to win, I go to meet other people as interested in cubing as I am. Just go and have fun! And you definitely won't get last with those averages.