I vote you make a section called "Hardcore, brutal reviews that give no mercy" and put the candy cube, clock, and old rubiks brans reviews I did in there :)
Yuxin Cloud 5x5
Price: $8.51 on SCS with discount code JPerm
Tensions: Screws, pop of the center cap...
Ok, idea for modified PCMS.
Pairs - Normal PCMS
CMSLL - Normal PCMS
EO - Orient L8E, this can be done intuitively with the help of a few algs; similar to Roux EO
B3E - Permute three bottom edges by using the M and S slices. Intuative
L5E - Solve the last bottom edge while solving the four top...
Another review for the LingAo clock
Shades: Clear with blue inserts
Candy holding ability: Trash, candy cube is much better. The clock usually stops working when I put candy in it
#1: I meant most cubers
#2: But if you look at the percentage of comps that hold an event, feet had wayyy less than all of them, even something like 5bld
#3: I've heard countless stories of people complaining about scrambling for feet
#4: Out of the last 10 people I've talked to about it, all...
Rubik's 3x3 (1980s)
Price: $999.99 + shipping and handling from me
Shades: Black, with an unusual color scheme
Good reason: Majority of people didn't compete in it
Good reason #2: Most comps didn't hold it
Good reason #3: Scramblers hate it
Good reason #4: Many non-cubers think it's strange
Good reason #5: Most people believe it is more disgusting than with hands...