1. You need to reunite North America. Only a few moves should do it.
2. Fix the rest of the Northern Hemisphere. Just figure out how to reattach Europe and Asia.
3. The destruction of Antarctica is causing global warming. Use a simple algorithm to solve Antarctica, and the rest of the continents will be solved.
No, even better:
J-Perm: My cubing career was tough.
Me: Tell me about it.
J-Perm: Oh, yeah? How did you progress?
Me: I jumped straight into CFOP. I didn't do beginners F2L. I did do beginners OLL or PLL. I just had a pdf. It was later in the summer that I really knew I messed up.
J-Perm: Here's a penny for your thoughts.