Dane man

Born, lived, changed the world, retired, became Benjamin Button, lived backward, started again, got bit by snake, snake died, wrote a book about it, became best seller, signed thousands of copies in signing conventions without using a writing utensil, grew a beard, shaved it, designed orange trees that grew lemons, made the butterfly effect work backwards, invented gravity for the sake mortals, intentionally solved five sides of the cube without solving the last one, performed the super-flop in 7 moves, has an average of 5 seconds on a 3x3 before warming up, squared the circle, received a message from future self and saved the world from an apocalyptic doom, slept... once, gave up immortality in order to live forever, fathered Chuck Norris, retired, now lives in various locations in the world... at the same time... while writing yet another book about that snake.

I'm either a crazy genius person, or a genius crazy person.
My Methods|Finger Trick Notation