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Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

40yearstosolve

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“Can you solve it?”.

This is something I am asked a lot. I always wish I had something witty to say but just explain I am trying for sub 2 minutes.

Maybe I should make like I’ve never solved it, then solve it and go wild with excitement :)
 
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"You must have a lot of time on your hands."
"Whoa that one's got a lot of colors" (referring to any big cube)
"Where's your one with 4 sides?" (referring to a 2x2x2)
"Have you ever finished that?" (watching me solve repeatedly)
"Whoa you don't even have to look at it!" (watching me scramble)
"That one's missing a layer." (referring to a 2x3x3)
"You're probably just remembering the moves."
 

40yearstosolve

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"You must have a lot of time on your hands."
"Whoa that one's got a lot of colors" (referring to any big cube)
"Where's your one with 4 sides?" (referring to a 2x2x2)
"Have you ever finished that?" (watching me solve repeatedly)
"Whoa you don't even have to look at it!" (watching me scramble)
"That one's missing a layer." (referring to a 2x3x3)
"You're probably just remembering the moves."
All very funny heh nice one :)

I get noticed when scrambling and then I must disappoint when I slow right down to solve :-/
 
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"Is that a 4 cube?"

"That looks easy to fix."

"Can I scramble your 9 cube?"

"Just get a Rubiks's brand."

"I just peel off the stickers."

"Put some WD-40 in it to make it faster."
 
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Is that meant to be a statement, or a thing non-cubers say? because if someone spent 9 months reading SS instead of cubing, are they a cuber?
A statement, I spent much longer cubing than reading NCSTDT but I wanted to express how I finished reading this and that it was interesting and worth reading.
 
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once at school my homeroom class figured out i was a cuber and so i solved the cube i brought in front of the class and when i went up someone said to me "i just peel the stickers off" *primal rage* and then at lunch a kid comes up to me and says "hey are that rubiks cube kid" i thought hoh no its a non cubey boi i said yeah slightly taken aback from the question we both get our lunch sit down and chat apparentley he was also a cuber so yeah :)
 
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1. "Oh, I'm faster than you, I can do it less than 4 second."

2. "You don't need knowledge to solve the cube, you can JUST PEEL OFF THE STICKERS AND PLACE THEM BACK."

3. "Because you knew all the turn to the solution."

4." Let me see that." *After few minute of looking at the cube* "Say goodbye to your cube cheater" *He throw the cube downward and destroyed my cube*
that is the most f***ed up thing ever
 
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