Make a haiku based off of the previous poster's prompt

[JustinTimeCuber]

It is obvious
Fire is two syllables
What are you thinking

Next: Missing soft cutoff b/c of a +2

 

[GoldCubes29]

Cutoff is easy!
Done! Just before the cutoff!
Wait, It's +2? NO!

Next: Write about Weird Color Shades

 

[wir3sandfir3s]

I need a red pen.
No, I don't give a f*ck if
It's sun set maroon.

Next: About either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump being better than the other.

 

[Ordway Persyn]

Hillary or Trump
I would rather resurrect
George washington, yay.
(couldn't think of a fifth syllable)

Silly Bulls

 

[DTCuber]

Hillary or Trump
I would rather resurrect
George washington, yay.
(couldn't think of a fifth syllable)

Silly Bulls

Bulls are quite silly
They make jokes everyday
What funny bull jokes

Next: Donald Trump is going to make America great again.

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

best idea, it's great
make 'murica great again
you're winning with Trump

or

huge, terrific plan
make 'murica great again
obama: not smart

Next: Getting a counting +2 in a 2x2 average

 

[Umm Roux?]

Oh no, a plus 2
Fifty percent of my solve
Darn that DNF

 

[Rcuber123]

Oh no, a plus 2
Fifty percent of my solve
Darn that DNF

You forgot the prompt
What am I going to do?
What prompt should I use?

Next: timer stop fails

 

[GoldCubes29]

Starting my solve now
Oops, my wrists touched the timer.
Oh no! DNF

Next: PLL Skip

 

[Rcuber123]

Starting my solve now
Oops, my wrists touched the timer.
Oh no! DNF

Next: PLL Skip

F Sexy F'
Wait did this just really happen?
Yesssssss PLL skip

Next: LL skip in FMC

 

[GoldCubes29]

EZ Blockbuilding
Is that a last layer skip??
FMC PB!!

Next: Meeting a famous cuber at comp

 

[Rcuber123]

EZ Blockbuilding
Is that a last layer skip??
FMC PB!!

Next: Meeting a famous cuber at comp

All the noobs be like
OMG is that MMAP (pronounced mamap)?
Who even is MMAP?

Next: forgetting prompts

 

[Umm Roux?]

Who forgot that prompt
That couldn't have been you so...
Was it really me?

Cubing Karma

 

[Turn n' burn]

Karma example:
endorsing poor candidates...
ends America

It's cubing related, because one of the candidates is a square, living in a 3D universe.

spicy food

 

[Daniel Lin]

AAHHHH jalapenos!
My tongue is now on fire!!!!
Must drink some water

NEXT: Was the moon landing fake?

 

[Eduard Khil]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Till now I realize
This is not a haiku

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

AAHHHH jalapenos!
My tongue is now on fire!!!!
Must drink some water

NEXT: Was the moon landing fake?

"moon landing was fake"
says conspiracy theorists
I say that's nonsense

all these off-topic threads

 

[DTCuber]

"moon landing was fake"
says conspiracy theorists
I say that's nonsense

all these off-topic threads

These off-topic threads
Are so terrible for me
I am distracted

Long words

 

[wir3sandfir3s]

wtf is that
It's bigger than rhode island
Definition pls
Idk

 

[GoldCubes29]

I really don't know
I am completely clueless
Idk 4 life

Next: Worlds 2019 in Antarctica