Make a haiku based off of the previous poster's prompt

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  1. Matt11111

    Matt11111 Member

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    First of all, huge Jacksfilms fan, so I thought this would be a fun idea.

    So, we're back for round three of Matt's off-topic threads. At what point is it considered unacceptable to be so off-topic? Oh well. So for this thread, the person before you will give you a prompt, and you have to make a haiku about it. Here's a haiku about how to write a haiku from Jacksfilms if you're not familiar with it.

    Here, I'll help you out
    3 lines, 5, 7, then 5
    Punchline optional

    5, 7, and 5 referring to the number of syllables in each line. So let's say my prompt was: Make a haiku about Pyraminx from the perspective of DGCubes, I'd say:

    I love Pyraminx
    Greatest event of all time
    Triangles are great.

    So here's the first prompt: Make a haiku about how horrible my username is.
     
  2. Ordway Persyn

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    One one one one one
    way to many stupid numbers
    Ones are overrated

    Make one on being sub mitch
     
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  3. Matt11111

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    Six and a quarter
    If you're below this threshold
    Congrats, you're sub-Mitch.

    (also, your haiku has six syllables in the third line)

    Next: November 21, 2015 and all the 3x3 sub-WR solves.
     
  4. DGCubes

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    They were good I guess.
    Not that I couldn't beat them.
    Prove it? Just trust me.

    EDIT:
    Next: Accidentally entering posts when you're not done.
     
  5. Matt11111

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    Oh wait a minute!
    Thanks to the edit button
    You just saved my life
    (Also, DG, how accurate was that example Pyraminx haiku? What would you have said?)
    Next: What's your favorite letter of the alphabet?
     
  6. JustinTimeCuber

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    E is best letter
    It occurs the most often
    More is better, right?
    Next: When you get a +2 in comp and think it shouldn't have been one :3
     
  7. Matt11111

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    Forty-five degrees
    Oh wait, is that forty-four?
    I think that's OK.

    Every time I write one of these, I imagine Jacksfilms singing them in an episode of YIAY...

    Next: Pokémon Go.
     
  8. Ordway Persyn

    Ordway Persyn Member

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    People walk around
    Catching them all is my goal
    I got run over, s***

    (I fixed my first one)
    next: When you are about to go to bed
     
  9. Matt11111

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    Eleven p.m.
    Putting away my phone now
    Could easily not...

    Next: Hats. :)
     
  10. JustinTimeCuber

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    Hats, hats, lots of hats
    I don't really care 'bout hats.
    Hats are great I guess

    When there is no competition near you
     
  11. Matt11111

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    Where are all the comps
    In the state of... Wyoming
    Welp, time to move. Bye!

    (goes to WCA website to check if that haiku was accurate.)

    Yep, no comps in Wyoming.

    Next: Do you prefer computers, phones, or tablets?
     
  12. DGCubes

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    Computers are good
    Much better than other tech
    Cause they function well

    Next: Your IQ
     
  13. Matt11111

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    Hundred thirty eight.
    Hundred forty's genius.
    Man that makes me sad.

    Next: Your favorite movie
     
  14. Umm Roux?

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    I saw that movie
    Fulfilling my memories
    Terminator three

    Next: When you mess up midway through an alg but you only realize at the end of the solve and have a very mixed up cube.
     
  15. wir3sandfir3s

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    First of all, Matt, wher the hell do you get these ideas??

    Yay, I'm almost done!
    One last U-perm and it's good.
    Added an extra M :(

    Next: When your playing a video game or doing something, and a 8 year old thinks he's better then you and you get in a huge argument. Something like that.
     
  16. SolveThatCube

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    I'm solving a cube,
    Eight year old thinks he's better,
    Fight me to the death.

    Something about pianos.
     
  17. JustinTimeCuber

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    About pianos:
    A, B, C, D, E, F, G
    All you need to know

    Next: When you make a good haiku and someone snakes you right before you post it
     
  18. Umm Roux?

    Umm Roux? Member

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    Let me write that, wait!
    Have I really just been snaked?
    I detest haikus

    Next: When someone pulls the "you don't make sense" card on you
     
  19. JustinTimeCuber

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    I do not make sense?
    Complete and utter nonsense.
    You do not make sense.

    Next: When you are at a competition and it's too cold for you to do well
     
  20. Umm Roux?

    Umm Roux? Member

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    Ideal Conditions
    For winter variation
    Back to USA

    NEXT: Dropped your friend's cube
     

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