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Jokes about cubing methods

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kindard_, Dec 10, 2016.

  1. kindard_

    kindard_ Member

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    My story:
    I was solving a 5x5, pairing edges to be exact. Then a non-cuber friend of mine asked me.
    "What are you doing?"
    "Freeslicing."
    "What?"
    "So I went to the baker's and got some bread, I didn't pay for the bread though."
    "Why?"
    "I got a free slice."
     
  2. FakeMMAP

    FakeMMAP Member

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    how to roux-in society: with cows (MUUUUUUUU)
     
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  3. shadowslice e

    shadowslice e Member

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    What does the LL Dog make?
    auf auf
     
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  4. kindard_

    kindard_ Member

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    ...But how to ZZ-in-society?
    Just sleep and snore. (zzzZzzzzZZZZZZ)
     
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  5. Umm Roux?

    Umm Roux? Member

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    Here's a good joke, CFOP is the best method.
     
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  6. FakeMMAP

    FakeMMAP Member

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    I don't think you get my joke
    If you read "roux-in" quickly it sounds like "ruin"
     
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  7. Umm Roux?

    Umm Roux? Member

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    ZZ users: We rul the world!
    Rouxers: We roux-le the world!
    CFOPPERS: Fazrulz the world!
     
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  8. kindard_

    kindard_ Member

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    Waterman-ers: We cover 75% of the earth's crust, so technically we also rule the world.


    this is horrible
     
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  9. GoldCubes29

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    Triangular Francisco is also know as Illuminati Francisco. Some conspiracies say that the illuminati rules the world, so you can add that onto there.
    Triggered
     
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  10. tnk351

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    Who is rus? Why do us has to pet rus?
     
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  11. JustinTimeCuber

    JustinTimeCuber Member

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    Why do even the fastest cfop users take 4 seconds on F2L? It's only 2 moves...
     
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  12. tnk351

    tnk351 Member

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    Zz-ct: Zemdegs zeroing by corner twisting.
    Roux: Reversible orientated unpermutated X-crosses.
    Cfop: Corner first is over-powered.
    Petrus: Pentagon even-triangular rhombus is unarguably sexy.
    Lbl: turn the left side by 90 degrees, turn the back side by 90 degrees, and turn the left side again by 90 degrees.
    Sbs: non-existence
    8355: 8X3+5-5=24
    Keyhole: Your door knob is your method.
    Heise: Holy extreme inverted super edges
    Cfce: corner first, camp edges.
    Tripod: when you need to record a video.
    Waterman: a new superhero.
    Snyder: sexy new year of different edge reorientation.
     
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  13. tnk351

    tnk351 Member

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    Ummmmmmmm how do i do roux?
    You already did it!
     
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  14. 1001010101001

    1001010101001 Member

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  15. tnk351

    tnk351 Member

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    If you use ZZ you will feel diZZy
     
  16. 1001010101001

    1001010101001 Member

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    When you rob a bank you perform a Heise.
     
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  17. tnk351

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    What is the opposite of fireman? Waterman!
     

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