number1failure
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- May 31, 2010
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[ ME ]Hey mom are you going to the store?
[MY MOM]Yeah, you need anything?
[ ME ]Yeah, I need some Vaseline.
[MY MOM]HAHAHHAAHAAHHHAAA{busts out laughing}
[ ME ]What?!?
[MY MOM]What the world do you need VASELINE for?!?!?!
[ ME ]To lube my Rubik's Cube.
[MY MOM]Suuuurree{sarcastically}
[ ME ]Ohh and some Silicon spray.
[MY MOM]{her face}→
[ ME ]Well if I leave the petroleum jelly on too long it'll mess up the pieces.
[ ME ]I just need it on for a while to smooth out the sanding ridges.
[MY MOM]You sanded it?
[ ME ]Yeah, to slightly downsize and reshape the pieces into slightly better ones.
[MY MOM]How did you sand it? Didn't it hurt and like, bleed everywhere?!?!
[ ME ]Mom! I'm not talking about THAT. I'm talking about my RUBIK'S CUBE!!!
[MY MOM]Oooohhhhh. Ookkkk. {sarcastically again}
[ ME ]Shut up.
[MY MOM] {leaves to go to the store for "about half an hour"}
2 HOURS LATER...
[ ME ]Bout' time WOMAN.
[MY MOM]Here's your lube. {hands me the vaseline}
[ ME ]Shut up you Crazy Jungle Lady**.
[MY MOM]And, here's your spray lube. {hands me the silicon}
[ ME ]Whatever. {semisarcastically}
[MY MOM]Go have fun with your toys! {chuckles}
[ ME ]Go have fun being an annoying b*tch! {mumbled quietly when in other room}
Which is why I hate the whole "lube" thing.
**I often call her "Crazy Jungle Lady" because she once wore this dress. (Shown in attached picture.)
[MY MOM]Yeah, you need anything?
[ ME ]Yeah, I need some Vaseline.
[MY MOM]HAHAHHAAHAAHHHAAA{busts out laughing}
[ ME ]What?!?
[MY MOM]What the world do you need VASELINE for?!?!?!
[ ME ]To lube my Rubik's Cube.
[MY MOM]Suuuurree{sarcastically}
[ ME ]Ohh and some Silicon spray.
[MY MOM]{her face}→
[ ME ]Well if I leave the petroleum jelly on too long it'll mess up the pieces.
[ ME ]I just need it on for a while to smooth out the sanding ridges.
[MY MOM]You sanded it?
[ ME ]Yeah, to slightly downsize and reshape the pieces into slightly better ones.
[MY MOM]How did you sand it? Didn't it hurt and like, bleed everywhere?!?!
[ ME ]Mom! I'm not talking about THAT. I'm talking about my RUBIK'S CUBE!!!
[MY MOM]Oooohhhhh. Ookkkk. {sarcastically again}
[ ME ]Shut up.
[MY MOM] {leaves to go to the store for "about half an hour"}
2 HOURS LATER...
[ ME ]Bout' time WOMAN.
[MY MOM]Here's your lube. {hands me the vaseline}
[ ME ]Shut up you Crazy Jungle Lady**.
[MY MOM]And, here's your spray lube. {hands me the silicon}
[ ME ]Whatever. {semisarcastically}
[MY MOM]Go have fun with your toys! {chuckles}
[ ME ]Go have fun being an annoying b*tch! {mumbled quietly when in other room}
Which is why I hate the whole "lube" thing.
**I often call her "Crazy Jungle Lady" because she once wore this dress. (Shown in attached picture.)