Jokes about cubing methods

[kindard_]

My story:
I was solving a 5x5, pairing edges to be exact. Then a non-cuber friend of mine asked me.
"What are you doing?"
"Freeslicing."
"What?"
"So I went to the baker's and got some bread, I didn't pay for the bread though."
"Why?"
"I got a free slice."

 

[FakeMMAP]

how to roux-in society: with cows (MUUUUUUUU)

 

[shadowslice e]

What does the LL Dog make?

Spoiler

auf auf

 

[kindard_]

how to roux-in society: with cows (MUUUUUUUU)

...But how to ZZ-in-society?

Spoiler

Just sleep and snore. (zzzZzzzzZZZZZZ)

 

[Umm Roux?]

Here's a good joke, CFOP is the best method.

 

[FakeMMAP]

...But how to ZZ-in-society?

Spoiler

Just sleep and snore. (zzzZzzzzZZZZZZ)

I don't think you get my joke

Spoiler

If you read "roux-in" quickly it sounds like "ruin"

 

[Umm Roux?]

ZZ users: We rul the world!
Rouxers: We roux-le the world!
CFOPPERS: Fazrulz the world!

 

[kindard_]

ZZ users: We rul the world!
Rouxers: We roux-le the world!
CFOPPERS: Fazrulz the world!

Waterman-ers: We cover 75% of the earth's crust, so technically we also rule the world.


this is horrible

 

[GoldCubes29]

Triangular Francisco is also know as Illuminati Francisco. Some conspiracies say that the illuminati rules the world, so you can add that onto there.

Here's a good joke, CFOP is the best method.

Triggered

 

[tnk351]

Who is rus? Why do us has to pet rus?

 

[JustinTimeCuber]

Why do even the fastest cfop users take 4 seconds on F2L? It's only 2 moves...

 

[tnk351]

Zz-ct: Zemdegs zeroing by corner twisting.
Roux: Reversible orientated unpermutated X-crosses.
Cfop: Corner first is over-powered.
Petrus: Pentagon even-triangular rhombus is unarguably sexy.
Lbl: turn the left side by 90 degrees, turn the back side by 90 degrees, and turn the left side again by 90 degrees.
Sbs: non-existence
8355: 8X3+5-5=24
Keyhole: Your door knob is your method.
Heise: Holy extreme inverted super edges
Cfce: corner first, camp edges.
Tripod: when you need to record a video.
Waterman: a new superhero.
Snyder: sexy new year of different edge reorientation.

 

[tnk351]

Ummmmmmmm how do i do roux?
You already did it!

 

[1001010101001]

Watermanellon.

 

[tnk351]

If you use ZZ you will feel diZZy

 

[1001010101001]

When you rob a bank you perform a Heise.

 

[tnk351]

What is the opposite of fireman? Waterman!

 

[macncheese]

How do you start a h perm without looking


M2!