# ∞ signs that you've been cubing for too long

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1. ### cuber314159Member

1763. when you know thats a repeat
1764. when you know that should be too separate signs
1765. when you can say that you are the number monitor if anyone complains at misnumbering, don't you trust me.
1766. when you actually do drink maru
1767. you drink DNM-37 even though it says "please don't ingest it"
1768. you drink the official rubiks lube because it is food safe
1769. you eat a Valk
1770. gts2
1771. gans 356 air UM
1772. gans 356 air SM
1773. air ultimate
1774. grandmaster
1775. master
1776. GTS
1777. you remember when the dayan guhong revolutionised speed cubing
1778. you remember everyone using the same cube.
1779. you want to know why wombatwarrior17 has written 'Yep..... Life is hard.....'
1780. when you got the right number of dots in front of 'yep' and 'hard'

2. ### cuber314159Member

1781. you bother to do this:
• 1782. you try to solve your ice cubes.
(10/11/2007)
(10/11/2007)
• ...1784. you have nightmares about parity.
-Samsta (10/11/2007)
• ...1785. you say "a 4x4 is a cube, not a car, stupid!"
-Samsta (10/11/2007)
• ...you talk to your cubes or they talk to you.
-Anssi (11/11/2007)
• ...you memorize the problem numbers of your math homework to train for BLD.
-Lucas Garron (11/11/2007)
• ...you feel nostalgic about the 80's, but weren't even alive back then.
-Lucas Garron (11/11/2007)
• ...you have a cube right infront of you when you read this.
-Tyler Bryan (11/11/2007)
• ...you solve the cube in 9 seconds with a last-layer skip, but don't realize that it's solved until 4 seconds later, then you wake up.
• ...when its your only way to start up a convo with girls.
-Tyler Bryan (11/11/2007)
• ...you have enough stickers to out last the cube it self.
-Tyler Bryan (11/11/2007)
• ...you have dents in your computer desk from slaming the cube down to stop the timer XD
-Tyler Bryan (11/11/2007)
• ...your stackmat has more craters than the moon. (bit of credit to Tyler's quote above)
-Lucas Garron (11/11/2007)
• ...you watch "The Pursuit of Happyness" just for the scene with the cube in it
• ...you suddenly wake up when a teacher begins to talk about a cube of 3 by 3
-Erikku (11/11/2007)
• ...people call you 'cube' and don't even know your real name
-Erikku (11/11/2007)
• ...watching 'mean girls' you look at the cube at the teachers desk instead of the girls.
-Erikku (11/11/2007)
• ...you try to hit the stackmat pads, without having a stackmat next to you!
-npx (11/11/2007)
• ...you post messages on this.
-Pembo (11/11/2007)
• ...you create a page for submission of 'You know you've been cubing too long when...' quotes. (Ha! Take that, Pembo!)
-Lucas Garron (11/11/2007)
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you're annoyed by people telling you that they had removed the stickers to solve it.
-npx (11/11/2007)
• ...you find you need to better a previous You know you've been cubing too long when...."
-Pembo (11/11/2007)
• ...you can't bear to see an unsolved cube.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you take a Rubik's cube to summer camp and drive everyone crazy.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you discuss the optimal temperature for cubing.
-npx (11/11/2007)
• ...you are learning new algorithms when you should be doing your homework.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...the one thing you would want if you were stranded on a desert island is a Rubik's Cube.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you sit at home and wonder why you don't have a girlfriend.
-Alexander (11/11/2007)
• ...Chuck Norris says so.
(11/11/2007)
• ...you try to spell words with algorithm notation
-Daniel (11/11/2007)
• ...you trim your nails just because you don't want to peel the stickers
-Tyler Bryan (11/11/2007)
• ...you can solve a cube faster normally then un-doing the scramble
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...the part under your nail starts to bleed when applying tiles
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you have a msn group decidated to cubers
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you're spending time on a site thinking about cubing when you should be studying for a math test because your midterm is terrible
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you bring 5 cubes to school for all your friends to use
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you're not ashamed to talk about rubik's cubes
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you enter the sunday contest with crossed fingers in hopes to win that lovely set of stickers
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you have names for your cubes
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you have more than one rubik's cube
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...you cube while you're sick in bed
-Eric Limeback (11/11/2007)
• ...there are old stickers on your monitor, speakers, desk, wall, car, etc...
• ...you cube in McDonalds to show the servants that they're too slow in making your food!
-npx (11/11/2007)
• ...anytime you are asked to write a memo, take notes, or do homework, it all comes out as a sketch of a cube.
-DHayes (11/11/2007)
• ...you think ladies like guys with "big cubes."
-Zac (11/11/2007)
• ...Whenver you hear the word "cube", you get excited.
-Brian Le (11/11/2007)
• ...you start doing algorithms without the cube
--Simba Mai (11/11/2007)
• ...you have the temptation to take the cube away from someone who is struggling to get even one colour
-Simba Mai (11/11/2007)
• ...you zone out and people say the word "rubik's cube
(11/11/2007)
• ...you do several BLDs while waiting for pizza (credit to Lucas for doing this).
(11/11/2007)
• ...you submit a "You know you've been cubing too long when" quote so fast you forget to put your name on it ^^.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you do a BLD while waiting for a BLT xD
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you do those algorithms so quickly the cube flies out of your hands and hits the judge on the head.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you decide how good a song is by seeing how fast you can solve the cube while listening to the song.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...people say "Yo, Rubik's dude!" to you.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you have a special "busy" instant message status for Sunday Contest
• ...you're not swearing when you tell someone "FU" (or alternatively, "FU2").
• ...you're too busy to sit at home and wonder why you don't have a girlfriend.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you are a bigger fan of the Petrus method than you are of the Macintosh.
-Ummon Karpe (11/11/2007)
• ...you talk about it everyday
-xxbr3ndanxx (12/11/2007)
• ...you spent money on cubes/cube related things when you have to pay bills
-terry (12/11/2007)
• ...All your 3x3x3s look alike to outsiders but you have 10 different ways to distinguish them from each other.
-Koen Heltzel (12/11/2007)
• ...you base your restaurant-choice on the quality of the lighting
-AvGalen (12/11/2007)
• ...You buy a colorblind sticker set so you can cube when you go to bed at night
-deathrisingup (12/11/2007)
• ...people say "Hi, how are your cubes doing?" when they see you.
(12/11/2007)
• ...You cube in a public place and then get ready to solve the cube when you realize the solving is an amazing solve and you wait ALL the way to when you get home to time it.
-Derrick Eide (12/11/2007)
• ...Cubing just becomes another bodily function and people say, "OH GOD he just cubed!"
-Derrick Eide (12/11/2007)
• ...you learn speed BLD so that you can mentally cube while falling asleep.
-Lucas Garron (12/11/2007)
• ...you consider making your clock glow-in-the-dark so you can speedclock without lighting.
-Lucas Garron (12/11/2007)
• ...you ask the librarian to get a book on how to solve the cube
-Neil Karpe (12/11/2007)
• ...you can instantly recognize a +2 penalty after a solve
• ...you have a box/shelf/bag dedicated to twisty puzzles.
• ...you suscribe to every cube related youtuber you can find.
• ...the only websites you can think of visiting are related to the cube.
• ...you hang out in cube chatrooms.
• ...you participate actively in cubing groups/forums.
(12/11/2007)
• ...you actually HAVE a favorite lube.
-Justin Adsuara (a little credit to the second post) (12/11/2007)
• ...you have a box, shelf, and bag dedicated to twistypuzzles. (bit of credit to Justin)
-Lucas Garron (12/11/2007)
• ...you constantly check eBay for puzzle auction updates.
• ...you juggle with your cubes.
-Emile Compion (12/11/2007)
-Eidolon (12/11/2007)
-Jesse Zhao (12/11/2007)
• ...you casually talk about cubing celebrities and how they did in the most recent competition.
-Tristan Wright (12/11/2007)
-Lucas Garron (12/11/2007)
• ...you learn basic Hungarian so you can say M�ty�s Kuti's name correctly when you meet him.
-Tristan Wright(12/11/2007)
• ...the teacher tells you to put your cube away every single class
-lolwut (12/11/2007)
• ...you're worried if other people on the school bus get annoyed because you solve your cube every bus ride home
(12/11/2007)
• ...you time yourself to see how long it takes you to assemble a cube
-lolplznp (12/11/2007)
• ...'cube' is predominantly a verb for you
(12/11/2007)
• ...You take your cube in the bathroom with you...
-Jason Baum (12/11/2007)
• ...you can't keep track of how many times your cube has been solved
-T K L (13/11/2007)
• ...you actually TAKE the cube from someone who is struggling and solve it [Thanks Simba]
(13/11/2007)
• ...you know how to solve the LL while doing the F2L
(13/11/2007)
• ...your desktop background is the photo of a cube
-Karthik (13/11/2007)
• ...when you use Cube as a substantive, a verb, an adjective, an adverb and even as a preposition
-Stefan Huber (13/11/2007)
• ...you relish the smell of freshly applied lubricant.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
• ...you start creating your own cubing terms and acronyms.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
• ...everything you own is bright yellow, white, red, blue, orange, and/or green.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
• ...you confess to having been cubing too long
-Stefan Huber (13/11/2007)
• ...your friends stop talking to you.
-Zac (13/11/2007)
• ...you think that 3x3x3=20, because there are obviously only 20 cubies on a 3x3x3.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
• ...you practice 4x4x4 BLD on public transport.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
• ...you switch to OH when you transfer to a crowded train and have to hold onto a bar with one hand.
-Lucas Garron (13/11/2007)
-S. Ali (13/11/2007)
• ...you have a special cube you only do in the shower.
-Jesse Werner (13/11/2007)
• ...You have a playlist on your Ipod called "Fast cube music:
-Ethan (13/11/2007)
• ...Nothing makes you more mad than people who say "It's just random moves," or "I always peel the stickers off
-Ethan (13/11/2007)
• ...you spend more time on cubing forums than facebook and myspace combined.
-quinblz (13/11/2007)
• ...you realize that everything you asked for for your birthday was a twisty puzzles
-Mynaras (13/11/2007)
• ...you try to make your statement on this page grammatically correct, changing nearly the whole sentence until it is completely different from the original, and still wrong
-Mynaras (13/11/2007)
• ...you start to crave bigger magics.
-Sam (13/11/2007)
• ...you realized that square-1 in front of you has been looking lonely.
-Sam (13/11/2007)
• ...all your pants are loose enough so that you can hold at least one cube in each pocket.
-Toquinha1977 (13/11/2007)
• ...You couldn't care less about renaisance art, yet you consider an Eastsheen 5x5 mechanism a work of art
(13/11/2007)
• ...the only thing you look forward to in a day is cubing.
(13/11/2007)
• ...you have a cube attached to your cell phone
-jt (13/11/2007)
• ...you blame your hand cramps on wanking because you're ashamed
-TimMc (14/11/2007)
• ...you can remember your 16 digit credit card number, expiry date, and 3 digit security code for purchasing cubes online.
-TimMc (14/11/2007)
• ...there is an article about you and your cubes in the newspaper of your KARATE club!
-Stefan Huber (14/11/2007)
• ...your vacations are planned around a competition
• ...you cancel important matches of your other sport to go to cube meetings
-Erikku (14/11/2007)
• ...you know what are they going to say when they ask "Have you already watched...?"
-Uriel (14/11/2007)
-Tyler Fox (14/11/2007)
• ...the curious compound term "Master Magic" does not disturb you the least.
-Lucas Garron (14/11/2007)
• ...you consider your algs to have personalities.
-Lucas Garron (14/11/2007)
• ...You talk your parents into visiting a college during winter break, just because you know they have a competition that day, not for the college
(14/11/2007)
• ...you have a cube at your desk at work, in your car, in your room, a different cube in each location so you dont have to bring a cube everywhere
(14/11/2007)
• ...You're ready to stab the next person who asks "how do you get this green one here?", pointing from a green edge to the red centre piece
(14/11/2007)
• ...In geometry, when you try to draw a square, you find a grid on it.
-Josh Smith (14/11/2007)
• ...You teach all your friends a LBL method
-Mike (14/11/2007)
• ...You sleep with your cube beside you
(14/11/2007)
• ...You solve the cube without your hands
-Smoid (14/11/2007)
• ...Your calander is a Rubik's Cube
(14/11/2007)
• ...Before a fire drill at school, you take your cube from your bag into your pocket, rather than things like your cell phone or iPod. Just in case there's a real fire you have your priorities set
(14/11/2007)
• ...you take at least five different cubes when you go on a two day trip
-deathrisingup (15/11/2007)
• ...you can solve the cube without limbs
-Anssi (15/11/2007)
• ...when you woke up to realize your once scrambles cube is now solved
-ZigZag (15/11/2007)
• ...everyone at your school no longer thinks it's amazing when a cube is solved.
(15/11/2007)
• ...you think, therefore you cube.
-Lucas Garron (15/11/2007)
• ...you solve the cube while talking to someone (and without breaking eye contact)
-qqwref (15/11/2007)
• ...you do one-handed cubing while eating oatmeal.
-Ummon Karpe (15/11/2007)
• ...You have memorized all the colors on the Rubik's cube and know where the colors are relative to each other.
-James (16/11/2007)
• ...you'd be willing to start a civil war over color scheme.
-Lucas Garron (17/11/2007)
• ...when you go to burger king you ask for a free rubik's cube with your burger suggesting you want to have it your way
-Derrick Eide (17/11/2007)
• ...Your teachers class lessons to you are now just heard as "Click CLICK CLICK, Click Click Click Exponents Click."
-Derrick Eide (17/11/2007)
• ...your girlfriend breaks up with you and you wonder, " I wonder if she'll give me my cube i gave to her back..??"
-Derrick Eide (17/11/2007)
• ...you suggest to your wife " You know,, We COULD use more cubes in the bedroom.."
-Derrick Eide (17/11/2007)
• ...When you hear Beijjing 2008, you think of the competition, not the Olympics
(17/11/2007)
• ...you invent your own cereals called "Lucky Cubes" Cinammon toast cubes, and Cubieos
-Derrick Eide (17/11/2007)
• ...you don't have motivation to learn new stuff anymore
-Dan (18/11/2007)
• ...you use the cube for every graphic design class assignment
• ...you learn a new meaning of "Slice turns" when you try to solve an un-lubed megaminx one-handed.
-Ummon Karpe (18/11/2007)
• ...everybody looks like a cube
-mk1209 (20/11/2007)
• ...you write things like RUR'U' on the edge of your school books.
-Leif Sabellek (20/11/2007)
• ...you hope for a lucky case to get faster if you have overslept.
-Leif Sabellek (20/11/2007)
• ...(R � r �) B � U � (L l) U � (R' r ') U � (R r) U � F � (R r) F � (L ' l ') B � (R � r �) gives you nightmares.
-George (21/11/2007)
• ...You start to make jokes using the terms F2L, OLL, and PLL.
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
• ...you write a Constitution to Rubik Cubism Land.
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
• ...you joke in government class about how cubes have many colors and orientations when discussing civil rights.
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
• ...you start singing, " watch me crack that Rubik's Cube... superman that alg..." instead of how that soulja boy song really supposed to go
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
• ...you cube one-hand on the bus.
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
-Wuqiong Fan (21/11/2007)
• ...when you wonder whether to cube your square 1s or square your cubes.
-Wuqiong Fan (23/11/2007)
• ...you've read this entire list...
-Terence (23/11/2007)
• ...faster than harris chan
-who? (23/11/2007)
• ...you're asked to pick a number and you'd pick 42, 57, or 21.
-Sikan Li (24/11/2007)
• ...You write everything with a whip-it pen
-Josh Smith (24/11/2007)
• ...You have re-design your computer to look like a cube
(24/11/2007)
• ...Each wall in your room is a different color.
-Demon Parasite (24/11/2007)
• ...you try to teach your dog how to solve a cube
(25/11/2007)
• ...you use say "OLL" instead of "LOL".
-Wuqiong Fan (28/11/2007)
• ...you bought over 3 different cubes
-Wuqiong Fan (28/11/2007)
• ...Your cube broke many times and you had to replace cubes and parts many times
-Wuqiong Fan (28/11/2007)
• ...you invented a sign language based on cube turns and Algorithms
-Wuqiong Fan (28/11/2007)
• ...people start to tell you that you need help for cube addiction
-Wuqiong Fan (28/11/2007)
• ...you even have an alternate 'take-everywhere practice cube.'
-Lucas Garron (28/11/2007)
-cretella (29/11/2007)
• ...R2D2 doesn't make you think of Star Wars anymore.
-cretella (29/11/2007)
• ...you only see white, red, blue, orange, green and yellow.
(29/11/2007)
• ...'cube' becomes your slang word for 'cool'
-cretella (29/11/2007)
• ...you complain to people about their faces
-cretella (29/11/2007)
-cretella (29/11/2007)
• ...you think of the Rubik's Cube, when some one mentions the Nintendo GameCube.
-Wuqiong Fan (30/11/2007)
• ...you have ranked yellow, white, red, blue, orange, and green from most favorite to least favorite.
-Lucas Garron (1/12/2007)
• ...you begin to feel physical pain when people talk about taking the stickers off cubes.
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...you can't recognize people's faces, only their layers
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...you wonder why the corners of your desk only have one color.
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...you label a cube's faces with O, H, F, N, C, and P, because it's the only way you can pay attention in chemistry,
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...you instinctively try to stop the timer every time you see a solved cube.
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...you'll only date a girl who wears 6 different colors of makeup.
-qqwref (1/12/2007)
• ...You consider everything to have layers, not sides
-Josh Smith (2/12/2007)
• ...You have nightmares of getting all DNFs for BLD in a competition
-Josh Smith (2/12/2007)
• ...You worship Tyson Mao
-Josh Smith (2/12/2007)
• ...you try to do everything fast, including tying your shoes, opening locks, and dialing numbers.
(3/12/2007)
-qqwref (3/12/2007)
• ...Your favorite site is ryanheise.com
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...you think about cubing in AP government class when they talk about LAYER cake federalism
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...you can tell a person's orientations by looking at their faces.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...your favorite topic in ProbStat class is 'permutations'.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...you make a site about cubing and post your favorite algorithms on it.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...you attempt to BLD during class by doing the cube in your pocket so that the teacher can't see it.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...you constantly complain about how stiff your cube is even though you've never seen a better cube except on youtube.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/12/2007)
• ...(R � r �) B � U � (L l) U � (R' r ') U � (R r) U � F � (R r) F � (L ' l ') B � (R � r �) gives you nightmares. When you read that post you tried it on a cube to see if it did something.
-Craig Bouchard (credit to George) (5/12/2007)
• ...And then realize its the OLL parity on the 4x4. And realize you are stupid for not recognizing it because you do the double parity.
-Stupid...AKA - Craig Bouchard (5/12/2007)
• ...And originally tried it on a 3x3, not even thinking about a 4x4.
-Craig Bouchard...AKA Stupid (5/12/2007)
• ...You didnt need to do (R � r �) B � U � (L l) U � (R' r ') U � (R r) U � F � (R r) F � (L ' l ') B � (R � r �) to realise what it is.
-Chris Thiessen (Credit to George) (6/12/2007)
• ...you know most of the people on this list ( not personally, but know their cube records and youtube page, etc.
-fanwuq (6/12/2007)
• ...you constantly cube, but stop getting PBs every week. (Hasn't happen to me yet!)
-Wuqiong Fan (6/12/2007)
• ...you have more cubes than friends.
-qqwref (9/12/2007)
• ...people at Caltech or MIT call you nerdy.
-qqwref (9/12/2007)
-VBK (9/12/2007)
• ...You can't wait for M�ty�s Kuti's new records.
-Alex Seidler (10/12/2007)
• ...you have a cube for ever occasion. ie: OH cube, tournament cube, BLD cube etc.
-Alex Seidler (10/12/2007)
• ...you've added to this list.
-Alex Seidler (10/12/2007)
• ...people get annoyed that when they borrow your cube, you immediately pull another out of your pocket.
• ...you use "cube" as a verb more often than as a noun.
-qqwref (13/12/2007)
• ...you try to draw a circel and in has 4 corners
-Julian B�hler (14/12/2007)
• ...You heard that NPR mentioned that a terror prisoner was so bored that he solved a Rubik�s cube in 2 days, you wished that you are in prison simply because your parents won�t give you your cubes. L
-Wuqiong Fan (16/12/2007)
• ...You tried to make an origami cube.
-Wuqiong Fan (16/12/2007)
• ...You switched to an alternative keyboard (Colemak, Dvorak), because other cubists did.
-Wuqiong Fan (16/12/2007)
• ...You speedcube everything, not just cubes�origami, typing, homework, running, etc.
-Wuqiong Fan (16/12/2007)
-loser (18/12/2007)
-Lucas Garron (18/12/2007)
• ...Your parents always know where you are from the "clicking"
-Josh AKA cubedrummer67 (18/12/2007)
• ...You type OLL instead of lol on a text message, instant message, etc.
-Josh AKA cubedrummer67 (19/12/2007)
• ...you think of Magic as the puzzle, not the card game.
-Wuqiong Fan (19/12/2007)
• ...you have to solve the rubiks cube at least once a day to be happy
-Jesus Lizama (21/12/2007)
• ...you sleep with your cubes
-xxbr3ndanxx (22/12/2007)
• ...you can't go a day without solving a cube
(22/12/2007)
• ...you can't bear looking at an unsolved cube
(22/12/2007)
• ...you start hugging/kissing/carressing your cubes
-xxbr3ndanxx (22/12/2007)
• ...you have wallpapers of cubes
(22/12/2007)
• ...all you think about is cubes
(22/12/2007)
• ...you freely complain about how slippery you're cubesmith non-textured tiles are
(25/12/2007)
• ...you started a club at your school devoted to twisty puzzles.
-Ben Rothman (31/12/2007)
-Ben Rothman (31/12/2007)
• ...you read this list and realized you need to cube more.
-Ben Rothman (31/12/2007)
• ...when you start giving cubes out for christmas, instead of....anything else
-Steve Seon (31/12/2007)
• ...When a cube pops during a solve, instead of picking up the pieces, you simply get another cube from your desk.
• ...you practice piano extensively to build your dexterity, so you can cube better.
• ...You have music exclusively for cubing
• ...you solve cubes with chopsticks, pens, pencils, erasers, books,....
-Wuqiong Fan (6/1/2008)
• ...random people come up to you and ask if you can teach them how to solve a cube
-chris braiedy (8/1/2008)
• ...you cube to practice typing faster on ryanheise.com
-Wuqiong Fan (10/1/2008)
• ...you'd only ever want to get drunk to do an average of 12 like that.
(10/1/2008)
-Daniel Beyer (12/1/2008)
• ...You've invented your own method for solving the cube...
(12/1/2008)
• ...You screw up an algorithm but you're going so fast you dont realise it until you think your done
(12/1/2008)
• ...you beg your mom to let you do one more solve
(19/1/2008)
• ...you own a t-shirt with a rubik's cube or want one..
-Isagani Esteron (21/1/2008)
• ...you try to relearn better algs ( thanks, Lucas, your PLLs are the best I've found)
-Wuqiong Fan (26/1/2008)
• ...you memorized the top 10 times of each event
-Harris Chan (27/1/2008)
• ...you've read through the whole page more than once
-Vivien (28/1/2008)
-Zero (31/1/2008)
• ...you wear only green on monday, orange on tuesday, red on wednesday, etc..
-Sarah AKA slncuber21 (2/2/2008)
• ...people get annoyed of you cubing so much
-Jonas Galindo (2/2/2008)
• ...You've named each cube you own based off their personality.
(4/2/2008)
• ...you have an head ache and seeing so many other colors around you :
-Eunice Michelle (6/2/2008)
• ...you have an head ache and seeing so many other colors around you : )
-Eunice Michelle (6/2/2008)
• ...when you try to solve cubes in your head but you realize its a wrong mix-up
-me (6/2/2008)
• ...when you look for a reason why you bring your cube everywhere
-cube victim (6/2/2008)
• ...when you look for a reason why you bring your cube everywhere
-cube victim (6/2/2008)
• ...you only wear cargo pants so you can carry around cubes in your pockets.
-Jason Baum (6/2/2008)
• ...you put the cube down then pick it up again a second later
(11/2/2008)
• ...your name is Lucas Garron
-Benn! (evil snicker) (11/2/2008)
• ...A, U, J, H, T and G remind you of algorithms instead of letters
(12/2/2008)
• ...you forgot your doing your assignments and just keep on cubing...
(15/2/2008)
• ...you click more than a WoW player
-Charles Huynh (17/2/2008)
• ...Your father says it's an unhealthy obsession
-Aaron Liske (18/2/2008)
• ...you can tell your cubes apart based on the smell
(22/2/2008)
• ...you get excited from hearing the word blindfold
(22/2/2008)
• ...You go OH when Driving
-Aaron Liske (23/2/2008)
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you do ROF2L.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you solve using different methods (K4, reduction, cage; Fridrich, Petrus, Roux; Guimond,) depending on your mood.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you stay up at midnight memorizing algorithms and comparing which site has the best PLLs
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you subscribe to every cubist you can find on youtube.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...girls are more attracted to your cubes than to you.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you think that Cuba is cube and Fidel Castro is the Commutator (communist dictator) and you plan to make a youtube video about it.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you feel that you are really slow and people complain that you are going too fast when you are teaching them how to cube.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...you can nolonger do the beginner method, you always accidentally do F2L
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...You know over 4 algorithms for the Z perm and none of them are the standard alg.
-Wuqiong Fan (24/2/2008)
• ...your twisty puzzles stop being cubes and start being other shapes.
-Nat Hendel (28/2/2008)
• ...you consider suicide when someone takes your favorite cube and drops it on the gound
-Kevin (28/2/2008)
• ...you bring your rubik's cube to bed
-dfsiubhisodhg (1/3/2008)
• ...you record any show that has, mentions, or shows someone solving a rubik's cube
-Matthew Dioso (2/3/2008)
• ...you've memorized all ZBF2L algorithms
-Matthew Dioso (2/3/2008)
• ...You make custom puzzles
-Eliawz (4/3/2008)
• ...you dress up as a rubik's cube for Halloween
-Matthew Dioso (4/3/2008)
• ...your belly looks like a cube
-bill weasly (6/3/2008)
• ...you are typing this at 1:57 AM
-Wuqiong Fan (8/3/2008)
• ...you speedfold cranes when you don't have a cube.
-Wuqiong Fan (8/3/2008)
• ...When you solve a cube with a group around you and get a PB, They don't get it.
(10/3/2008)
• ...People are getting really annoyed and get jealous
-Me (11/3/2008)
-Benjamin (16/3/2008)
• ...you use your rubik's 4x4 and 5x5 as weights
-Matthew Dioso (17/3/2008)
• ...your teachers don't mind you using your cellphone in class, as long as you don't use the cube
-Aaron Liske (18/3/2008)
• ...When people mess with it too much. and you tell them, "GET YOUR OWN!!!!!"
(21/3/2008)
• ...Your bored so you decide to take apart all your cubes and put them back together
-Me (21/3/2008)
• ...People walk away when you talk about cubes too much
-Me (27/3/2008)
• ...you see a girl and say "oh, she's cube" instead of "oh, she's cute"
-Stefan Huber (29/3/2008)
• ...Odd numbers are now considered "PURE EV IL"
-Derrick Eide (2/4/2008)
• ...you have a shirt that says, 'Addicted to the cube.'
-Daniel Chan (4/4/2008)
• ...you don't have a cube so you do 'speed napkin setting', 'speed timer stopping', or 'speed peeing.'
-Daniel Chan (4/4/2008)
• ...you have actually corrected the mistake on your "Addicted to the Cube" shirt, and then found a generator for the state on it.
-Lucas Garron (4/4/2008)
• ...you start timing yourself for EVERYTHING you do.
-Check Noris (9/4/2008)
• ...you start to use a stackmat for everything you do
-Check Noris (9/4/2008)
• ...you end up writing R U R' U' for a math test
-Check Noris (9/4/2008)
• ...you cry when your cube gets lost.
-Ansley (12/4/2008)
• ...you get sick of people asking you to teach them how.
-Ansley (12/4/2008)
• ...when someone says "I always peel the stickers off" you start to feel sick.
-Ansley (12/4/2008)
• ...no one is impressed anymore.
-Ansley (12/4/2008)
• ...you've put six streaks of colors (green,blue,etc) in your hair and go around shouting "I"M THE UNSOLVABLE CUBE!"
-Teresa (12/4/2008)
• ...yout cubes "magically" lost their stickers
-Raihaan (14/4/2008)
• ...you're accused of switching the stickers around, because they're peeling so bad
-immortalcube (23/4/2008)
• ...you scream at ignorant fools that call your parity algorithms, those that you carry everywhere with you, "cheat cheats"
-wddglr (27/4/2008)
• ...your smoother than Edouard Chambon.
-Emerson Herrmann (27/4/2008)
• ...you post on this site
-D-wrek (29/4/2008)
• ...you do addition and substraction using the cube instead of a calculator
-deno (1/5/2008)
• ...you scramble a cube at night, so you can solve one as fast as possible when you wake up
(8/5/2008)
• ...you get sexually aroused by an H perm
(11/5/2008)
• ...you get sexually aroused by an H perm
-Rowe (11/5/2008)
• ...you avoid all parody videos on Youtube to avoid losing time
• ...people call you Rubix and forget your real name.
-Steve "Rubix" Seon (15/5/2008)
• ...you read this list to EVERYONE you know
-Drew Lipoff (16/5/2008)
• ...you do OH PLL time Attacks everyday.
-Wuqiong Fan (22/5/2008)
• ...When you can not write down all the algs you know without a cube in your hands.
-Aaron C. (26/5/2008)
• ...your nearest cube is less than a foot away.
(27/5/2008)
• ...you know how to slove a 2x2,3x3,4x4,5x5,6x6,7x7.. well u get the point
-KJ Lee (27/5/2008)
• ...go to this site
-Chris (29/5/2008)
• ...you cry upon the sight of a Rubik's Revolution
-Quate (29/5/2008)
• ...http://texas-191.ufiaxo.info http://racing-17.ucuesgy.info http://trade-11-805.ufiaxo.info http://keyboard-6-211.utafef.info http://transportation-3-843.ufiaxo.info http://illinois-43-768.sozbit.info http://new-jersey-30-794.tuwvon.info http://quotes-36-225.vapnuj.info http://illinois-65.uquodel.info http://fiji-2-504.rysovre.info http://hp-13.uquodel.info http://quotes-26-419.tyguwre.info http://wood-72-778.xugeryq.info http://bra-2-174.umejyc.info http://energy-35-383.upeami.info http://wisconsin-21-81.ugeofe.info http://texas-69-191.ufiaxo.info http://school-203-40.ucuesgy.info
-Sal (2/6/2008)
• ...you make up Frank Morris Facts.
-submitted for Lucas Garron (7/6/2008)
• ...you don't undurstand why everyboy is talking about the Euro 2008 in Switzerland-Austria. Euro is in Bilbao, isn't it?
(8/6/2008)
• ......and you wonder why they brought only one single megaminx for 22 competitors. It's no surprise they end up fighting for it...
(8/6/2008)
• ...people ask if you have your cube at a school dance
-Josh Berg (8/6/2008)
• ...youve seen the "oh i can do it" phrase followed by it being turned one turn, then re-turned back to its solved state over 124 times
-Josh Berg (8/6/2008)
• ...you solve vertual cubes
(12/6/2008)
• ...you tell non cubers"its not THAT hard to solve bld"
(12/6/2008)
• ...U2 is an half turn of the upper face, not a music group
(16/6/2008)
• ...the sight of a teraminx makes you drool with amazement
-Jim (16/6/2008)
• ...you are addicted to 2x2x2 multiBLD.
-fanwuq (18/6/2008)
• ...you solved it during the Graduation and your band director takes away your good cube because the rest of the band was playing but your in drumline and don't play on that piece but still takes it away and doesn't give it back until your mom has to go and pick it up for you.
-rubik's reality (20/6/2008)
• ...You solve cubes on your tablet PC's touchscreen.
-Jeff H (22/6/2008)
• ...You count down to v-cubes release... and don't care that a full set is \$250
-tc (22/6/2008)
• ...when you take a break because your fingers hurt, your brain just keeps spinning... and spinning..... and yeah, spinning. And then all of the sudden it's solved.
-NC (22/6/2008)
• ...you wish there were an extra few hours in the day just for cubing because you wind up not doing other things. And then you realize that it wouldn't help, because you would still cube that entire time, and still nothing would get done.
-NC (22/6/2008)
• ...you've actually managed to solve the 4d cube.
-Jeff H (22/6/2008)
• ...you HONESTLY think you're doing something else, but then you realize you arent, and that you've just been fooling yourself, and you've really BEEN cubing for hours. And hours.
-NC (22/6/2008)
-tc (23/6/2008)
• ...you go to learn an algorithm but realize you already know it
-tc (23/6/2008)
• ...it's so late that you fall asleep with the cube in your hand.... by accident.
(23/6/2008)
• ...it's so late that you fall asleep with the cube in your hand.... by accident.
-NC (23/6/2008)
• ...you've thought about how amazing a wii-cube would be.
-NC (23/6/2008)
• ...when you asked your cube what it wanted for it's birthday, it said neon stickers, and you went and ordered them.
-NC (23/6/2008)
• ...You loose a center bracket for your eastsheen 4x4, so you pull out a dremel and make one out of wood
-tc (23/6/2008)
• ...you know that while you're clinically addicted to minesweeper, you're really in love with your cube. And nothing can break love. Not even addiction. Because love is addictive. And cube is love.
-NC (23/6/2008)
• ...you feel guilty when you play with one cube more than the other, especially when the other is watching.
-NC (23/6/2008)
• ...you have invented a method faster than fridrich
(26/6/2008)
• ...randomly twist your cube as a nervous habit
(26/6/2008)
• ...you only know the US Dollar to Euro Conversion rate because of your V-Cube order
-Chris Riddle (28/6/2008)
• ...You derive pleasure from teaching the 4x4x4 to your little sister
-Nathan (30/6/2008)
• ...who can't solve a 2x2x2.
(30/6/2008)
• ...you have atleast 3 programs on your computer about Rubik's Cubes.
-Chris (3/7/2008)
• ...you get peeved when you see someone type, "Rubix."
• ...you appreciate cube-based jokes
(13/7/2008)
• ...it takes you longer to scramble it then to solve it
-jammmms (17/7/2008)
• ...You Embroider your favorite blindfold with the letter sequence from your 3x3 BLD pb
-Connor (18/7/2008)
• ...You completley understand and can define the last 3 terms in my last post
-Connor (18/7/2008)
• ...You've heard people ask, "Isn't there a trick to it?" over 100 times.
-Robert d'Angelo (19/7/2008)
• ...to hook you up people says that theres going to have cube at the party
-louisclub (22/7/2008)
-Me (26/7/2008)
• ...when you shout ' LEFT INVERTED' at at left turn
-sam (5/8/2008)
• ...you wash your hands ... then U-flick the tap off
-giraffemonkey (7/8/2008)
• ...instead of telling Chuck Norris jokes you tell Frank Morris jokes
-Anthony Searle (7/8/2008)
• ...You Love Your Algorithms And They Love you Back
(8/8/2008)
• ...your cube has so much lube in it that it has a POP twice during every solve
(8/8/2008)
• ...you think that red is the opposite colour of orange
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you try to explain how to solve a cube to others in the most confusing way possible so you sound smart
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you have tried to teach a pet how to solve a 2x2x2
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...letters of the alphabet remind you of PLL alg names
-Sarah (9/8/2008)
• ...you teach people how to dissassemble a cube and put it back together so they dont annoy you anymore about peeling stickers
(9/8/2008)
• ...you can instantly tell if a word can be written in notation
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...OH is onehanded, not the chemical symbol for hydroxide
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...your physics teacher accuses you of using steriods because of your one handed speedcubing skills
(9/8/2008)
• ...you KNOW that pogobat is a noob
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you consider a sticker an imposter when it isnt white, yellow, green, blue, red or orange
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you understand cubing jokes and they make you laugh
(9/8/2008)
• ...the word solve reminds you of a cube being solved
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...youve throwed a cube at someone because you couldnt think of anything else better to do
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...youve memorized the number 43 252 003 274 489 856 000
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you have given nicknames to all of the OLL cases
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you've discovered like 50 U perms
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you look foreward to a competition more than any other occasion
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you've heard the line "I can only get 2 sides" a million times
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...making twisty puzzle towers amuses you
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you've done well over 1000 averages on cubemania
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you have friended all the cubetubers on youtube that you can find
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you have made practical uses of cubes other than to solve, such as paperweights or even weapons
(9/8/2008)
• ...you have made a Rubik's Cube cake for Harris Chan's birthday
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you think of thrawst, badmephisto and pestvic as celebrities
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...your math teacher thinks you're a genius, even though your math mark isnt that good
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you try to smuggle cubes into class
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...OH-ing while walking to school becomes a normal habit
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you look foreward to summer break because school can't distract you from cubing 24/7
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you never thought of what "prime" can mean, other than counterclockwise
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you've tried a mad lib with only cubing terms
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...your favourite algorithm is FUFUFU2
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you have discovered that (L'U'R'D') x 105 makes a sune
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you ENJOY learning algorithms
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...people who say "pftt, you just memorized the scramble backwards" annoy the hell out of you
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you want to severly injure people who say "how can you solve it with a blindfold on if you can't see it?"
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...you want to kill that BlendTec guy for blending a Rubik's Cube
-Sarah Strong (9/8/2008)
• ...what clicking noise?
(10/8/2008)
• ...you understand phrases like "double superman front back front back"
-Sarah Strong (10/8/2008)
• ...the spacebar on your computer keyboard gets jammed because you hit it too much when using Jnetcube
-Sarah Strong (10/8/2008)
• ...i have a cube in front of me right now but i have not ben cubing that long i solve in 145 seconds
-josh (10/8/2008)
• ...you can solve it in less then a 60 seconds
-josh (10/8/2008)
• ...you have a crush on another cuber
(10/8/2008)
• ...when your name is puzzle lord
-Puzzle Lord (11/8/2008)
• ...when someone droped a rubik's cube you wanna slap them
-Puzzle Lord (11/8/2008)
• ...a 1x1x1 solve just isn't funny anymore
(14/8/2008)
• ...FURU�R�F� becomes the awesome multipurpose alg.
-fanwuq (15/8/2008)
• ...You solve WTF2L.
(15/8/2008)
• ...Cubers actually call you the weirdest cuber.
-fanwuq (15/8/2008)
• ...your favorite saying is cubes, b!tch'
(17/8/2008)
• ...the WCA logo is your desktop.
(19/8/2008)
• ...you mistake your girlfriend for Jessica Frdrich
(21/8/2008)
• ...you're so excited for an upcoming competition that you ran into a wall
-Sarah Strong (22/8/2008)
• ...half the people you add on MSN are cubers
-Sarah Strong (22/8/2008)
• ...you have done an official OH solve while eating a banana, just for fun
-Sarah Strong (24/8/2008)
• ...u get excited when u get 10 seconds, then you realize there was a 15 second countdown
-KJ Lee (27/8/2008)
• ...you've accidentally said "algorithm" during math class many times instead of "equation" or "formula"
-Sarah Strong (28/8/2008)
• ...your girlfriend threatens to break up with you unless you stop breaking dates for competitions
-Waffle (30/8/2008)
• ...Your AIM icon is a cube
-Robert d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You're mad that the icon isn't solved.
-Robert d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
-sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
-sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You have no more room at your desk to put your cubes.
-Robert d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You cube at the bowling alley and saw someone else cubing there, so you had a cube-off.
-Robert d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You won the cube-off.
-Robert d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You bet the guy at the pizza place that you could solve the cube in under 30 seconds, and you got a free piece of pizza.
-Robert d'Angelo & Paul Wagner (31/8/2008)
• ...you dance with your cube to: "i cant see me loving nobody but you!"
-sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...you dance with your cube to: "i cant see me loving nobody but you!"
-sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You sit in your room for hours trying to make some sort of cube shaped food
-sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You see a cube on tv and call up all your friends to tell them the news.
-Sarah d'Angelo (31/8/2008)
• ...You place bets on Euro 2008.
-Robert d'Angelo (2/9/2008)
• ...you've literally put your blood, sweat, and tears into a cube as an experimental lubricant
-Waffle (3/9/2008)
• ...you take your nath teacher has a 4x4 and u solve it the very first day of school
-Kai Abuan (7/9/2008)
• ...you know that "y=mx+b' is not true
-Sarah Strong (11/9/2008)
• ...you're only miliseconds away from being either boo-ed or applauded.
-Waffle (16/9/2008)
• ......you used your can of insecticide as a lubricant.
(20/9/2008)
• ...njfjbchhfrgfghgfhjdfhfh
-Sarah Strong (21/9/2008)
• ...you can't stand to see white beside yellow
-CAT13 (21/9/2008)
• ...a 7x7 is way too easy
-CAT13 (21/9/2008)
• ...you only brought your camera to vacation to record solves
-CAT13 (21/9/2008)
• ...you know how to spell nakajima, akkersdijk, and makisumi (and idolize them)
-CAT13 (21/9/2008)
• ...you can solve a rubiks cube V-7 faster that it takes someone to paint the colors on the sides.
-kajowwojak (22/9/2008)
• ...you solve a rigged cube
-kajowwojak (22/9/2008)
• ...When you legally change your name to "Frank Morris"
(22/9/2008)
• ...You solve three V-7's while your opponents solve 1 Pocket cube, just so things are fair.
-kajowwojak (22/9/2008)
• ...you sit here and read each and every one of these jokes
-kajowwojak (22/9/2008)
• ...If you legally change your name to "Rub X. Cube"
-kajowwojak (22/9/2008)
• ...K9 doesnt remind you od a dog anymore, it reminds you of a fast way to solve a computer 9x9x9
(23/9/2008)
• ...you use cubes to demonstrate everyday tasks
-Charles Huynh (25/9/2008)
• ...you use cubes to demonstrate everyday tasks
-Charles Huynh (25/9/2008)
• ...you hear the word U2 and you think of the turn on the Rubik's Cube and not the band.
-Reagan (1/10/2008)
• ...you say, "Why isn't Eastsheen in the dictionary?!?"
(1/10/2008)
• ...you recommend silicon spray to a friend who's having his first time.
-Edward C. (3/10/2008)
• ...you feel a kind of chemistry when touching a cube-like object.
-Edward C. (3/10/2008)
• ...you write cube algorithms on the school's desk
-Mestre (12/10/2008)
• ...... your V6 pops. Mine never pops
-KWS PALL (14/10/2008)
• ...you go on holiday and come back with more cubes than you left with
-giraffemonkey (18/10/2008)
• ...you know terms like 'cuboctahedron' and 'rhombic dodecahedron'
-giraffemonkey (18/10/2008)
• ......you start to see cubes while doing Geometry.
(18/10/2008)
• ...You aren't worried about getting a bad grade in math on your report card, because you think to yourself, 'They're going to drop my highest and lowest subject!'
-Robert d'Angelo (27/10/2008)
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-fvpbjuinkz (29/10/2008)
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-August (4/11/2008)
• ...your girlfriend asks if you have any lube and you say "why do you want jigaloo?"
(5/11/2008)
• ...your teachers start to call you a Rubik's cube pusher from showing everyone your cube collection instead of listening in class
-Anthony McKnight (8/11/2008)
• ...you are paranoid about anti-cubists
(10/11/2008)
-Alex Lau (11/11/2008)
• ...you give a Rubik's cube as gift for someone's birthday.
-Alex Lau (11/11/2008)
• ...you always OH while you are walking at the hailway
-Alex Lau (11/11/2008)
• ...you ecen wana try to solve a 2x2.
-Alex Lau (11/11/2008)
• ...you will die if you can't play the cube.
-Alex Lau (13/11/2008)
• ...you get dissapointed with a 3x3x3 avg of 5 over 15.xx
-Sarah Strong (14/11/2008)
• ...you've yelled at your younger brother because he keeps forgetting the alg " F U R U'R'F' "
-Sarah Strong (14/11/2008)
• ...your homework load won't stop you getting a few hours of cubing practice everyday
-Sarah Strong (14/11/2008)
• ...you've been the fastest at school.
-Alex Lau (14/11/2008)
(16/11/2008)
• ...you have mixed WD40, jigaloo, petroleum jelly, silicone, white lithium, a type of wart-burner and your own speerm to lube your cube :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you have mixed WD40, jigaloo, petroleum jelly, silicone, white lithium, a type of wart-burner and your own speerm to lube your cube :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you know multiple algorithms for the same f2l / oll / pll case :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you start jacking off to a 7x7x7 cos it turn u on sooooo baddd :|...:O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you want to strangle the v-cube maker.. and strange the eastsheen maker.. and then strangle ero rubik for being too lazy to make anything good other than the 3x3 :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you can use F3L on the 3x3 xD :O :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you have tried solving the cube with ur peeniss ahahahaa so seriously, its not that hard.. :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you want to barf when someone says "i can solve the first SIDE but how do you solve the other five SIDES" :O :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...your teacher confiscates it and calls your parents who later confiscate it and then you have to buy a new one that you have to play with in SILENCE :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...your msn display picture is of a rubik's cube :O :O :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you think teaching your girlfriend how to solve the cube afterschool at 'cube club' is the ultimate date
(16/11/2008)
• ...you want to yelll your head off at the v-cube guy for having black stikers :O :O :O :O (the last joke was also by me lo, i jus forgot hte :O's)
(16/11/2008)
• ...you have every single diy kit (type a, b, c...; version 1, 2, 3...; cube colour blue, green, red, organge...).. and solve them all regularly too! :O :O :O :O
(16/11/2008)
• ...you realize that the world championships are ONLY EVERY OTHER year and get aaangryyy grrrrrrrrrr :O :O :O xD
(17/11/2008)
• ...u eat a cube chocolate
-andy (17/11/2008)
• ...you start to forget some OLL.
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you started to be bored to answer how to solve the Rubik's cube.
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you read the CPT into CCT.
-a (19/11/2008)
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you at least bring 2 cubes to school, one for you, one for friends.
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you still don't think that's enough for having 7 cubes.
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you think some crazy suff about cubing, like solve in the water.
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you always watch cubing videos
-Alex Lau (19/11/2008)
• ...you countdown days until the next competition, even when its not for a few months
-Sarah Strong (20/11/2008)
• ...you play with cubes in your mind when you're bored in class
-Sarah Strong (20/11/2008)
• ...you suggest to wikipedia administrators to make a wikicube.com, as a part of wikipmedia, where all methods will be explain, even the most exotic strange werid craappy ones!!! [btw they declined.. :'( ]
(22/11/2008)
• ...you will be angry of why you can't sub 20
-Alex Lau (22/11/2008)
• ...multiple people have ripped a cube out of your hands and thrown it against a wall
(23/11/2008)
• ...cqIoNTuR
-dgjhxvwdrzt (24/11/2008)
• ...you develop burns on your fingers from speedsolving
-Freddy (24/11/2008)
• ...you try to solve anything with hinges
-Pyro-Dude (27/11/2008)
• ...R � r �) B � U � (L l) U � (R' r ') U � (R r) U � F � (R r) F � (L ' l ') B � (R � r �) gives you nightmares. u did this on your cube then eventually solved it and timed it
-vloc15 (27/11/2008)
• ...you know all of the god's algorithms for V-7 and then sa y to your friends "sooo i wonder when the V-8 is coming out.."
(27/11/2008)
• ...you decide that fridrich sucks and its time that a genius like you made a better method :O :O (the last one was by me as well yo my badd)
(27/11/2008)
• ...you decide that fridrich sucks and its time that a genius like you made a better method :O :O (the last one was by me as well yo my badd)
(27/11/2008)
• ...you challenger erik akkers-blah-blah and yu nakajima to an online cubing duel over webcams... and WIN :O:O:O
(27/11/2008)
• ..."you've never peeled off the stickers, taken apart the peices, or purchased a book with a solution..."
-Sarah Strong (27/11/2008)
• ...you know what song the previous quote is from
-Sarah Strong (27/11/2008)
• ......you buy a V-6 and solve every other cube you own just to get your mom to pay for it
-John Spencer (28/11/2008)
• ...you get mad at the V-Cube guy for taking so long to release V-8..V-11, so you make your own prototype.. THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!!! :O:O:O
(29/11/2008)
• ...your mum doesn't want you to play the cube, until Christmas
-Alex Lau (29/11/2008)
• ......you can't sleep seeing a scramble cube
(29/11/2008)
• ...if your parents laugh when you lose a cubie from your only cube
-Nicholas Chen (30/11/2008)
• ...you've tried to hide your cubes from your siblings so they won't wreck your perfectly apllied stickers.
-Nicholas Chen (30/11/2008)
• ...you buy cubes just so you can have a longer solve relay.
(30/11/2008)
• ...You spend over 3 hours on one FMC scramble because you wanted a sub-30.
-Wuqiong Fan (30/11/2008)
• ...you have a LL skip and you spend hours re-doing the scramble to see if you can get it again (and fail)
-Sarah Strong (1/12/2008)
• ...2x2
(4/12/2008)
• ...you get a 7x7 and can solve it intuitively... even though you have never sovled something over 3x3 before
(5/12/2008)
• ...you want to kill yourself because your time had become slower
-Alex Lau (5/12/2008)
• ...you realize that people that post here are getting lamer and lamer every day, but you still check daily for some good new ones.. even though you know its going to be LAMEEE :O:O:O
(6/12/2008)
• ...your stackmat timer's batterie keep dieing
-Sarah Strong (6/12/2008)
• ...you lost a cubie of your favourite cube, and you thought it was the end of the world
-Sarah Strong (6/12/2008)
• ...you want to die cuz someone who is slower than you a lot before has been faster than you now
-Alex Lau (6/12/2008)
• ...you start worshipping Cubing Gods; e.g. me: "if i cannot solve this V-7, let the Gods of Cubing strike me down with white lithium!!!"
(7/12/2008)
• ...you need finger-physiotherapy from cubing too much :O:O:O:O (above one was by me, forget to sign again with ":O:O:O")
(7/12/2008)
• ...you would rather hang around this site, thinking of jokes and posting for hours... rather than work on your programming culminating project which is worth 15 % of your mark :O:O:O (ok yea time for me to go work now xD lololol)
(7/12/2008)
• ...you don't mind giving away cubes to your friends because you have far too many anyway :O:O:O
(7/12/2008)
• ...you have to force yourself to stop by breaking them into pieces because of exams.
-Alex Lau (9/12/2008)
• ...you do sleep delayed BLDs.
-Wuqiong Fan (11/12/2008)
• ...KtTrzaHXrgsfLBMno
-ukxzeqvnjny (12/12/2008)
• ...You can't wait to get off work so that you can FINALLY start your 24 hour cube marathon
-somerandomkidmike (12/12/2008)
• ...You get turned on by a cube that is faster than yours.
-somerandomkidmike (12/12/2008)
• ...You have had rubik's cubes banned in at least 5 different classes (I'm up to 10 right now)
-somerandomkidmike (12/12/2008)
• ...You do a proper burial for a broken rubik's cube
-somerandomkidmike (12/12/2008)
• ...You have done several school projects about rubik's cubes (ie. physics, psychology and sociology)
-somerandomkidmike (12/12/2008)
• ...TRUE STORY (that happend 2day): i was playing with my 4x4 while my physics teacher was talking about gravity.. "So! the earth is a sphere! not a pyramid!.. and certainly not a rubik's cube!!!!" (now the teacher draws a rubik's cube on the board beside the earth).. and then he takes away my cube.. and then he exclaims "whoaa a 4x4!" later that period, in the middle of a test, he gives me back my cube and says "dont worry, u dont have to do the test, just do the cube! its ok! really! ill just give u a zero.. go on! go the 4x4! its quite all right!"... it might seem dumb, but if this happens to you in the middle of a test, you'd be scared like shiit too!!
-:O:O:O:O (12/12/2008)
• ...you start getting regular pain under your nails (the kind of pain you feel when you get a papercut under your nail).. because you cube too much outside in the cold.. even when its snowing.. :O:O:O:O
(12/12/2008)
• ...... you approach girls with this line: "I'm like a Rubikss cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get."
(13/12/2008)
• ...you've had a crowd of 30 or more people at school watch you do a BLD solve, and after you succeed people start following you around
-Sarah Strong (14/12/2008)
• ...you've become addicted to the Heise Sim., even if you're not good with it
-Sarah Strong (14/12/2008)
• ...you can recite the alphabet backwards quickly because you think if the reverse order of the edge letter labeling system you use for BLD
-Sarah Strong (14/12/2008)
• ...matrices remind you of puzzle dimensions
-Sarah Strong (14/12/2008)
• ...people always ask you to lean them a cube.
-Alex Lau (14/12/2008)
• ...zXlYZgGurXIFSd
-ppfgkpgtn (15/12/2008)
• ...you manage to read this entire page's contents at one sitting
(15/12/2008)
• ...you help the orthers to order DIYs so you dont have to pay too much for shipping.
-Alex Lau (15/12/2008)
• ...You kiss all your cubes good night and take one to sleep with
-Ryan (16/12/2008)
• ...you see actually count all the idiots like "'ppfgkpgtn'" and "'fvpbjuinkz '" and "'ukxzeqvnjny '" who write gibberish on this great site, and your comment to them is: "I CHALLENGE YOUUUU TO A CUBE-OFF, NON-BELIEVER!!!!!!!"
(16/12/2008)
• ......you log onto this website.
-Angelita Kinch (16/12/2008)
• ...you dream about F2L and wake up screaming when you do a wrong insertion
-KD (17/12/2008)
• ...You see "'ppfgkpgtn'" and "'fvpbjuinkz '" and "'ukxzeqvnjny '" in a previous post and automatically try them to see if they are ryanheise simulator algs.
-Wuqiong Fan (18/12/2008)
• ...you really want to be one "who are so cool that they have adopted the method(MGLS) and have finished learning it.
-Wuqiong Fan (18/12/2008)
• ...you dare to learn 20 algs a day...BLD.
-Wuqiong Fan (18/12/2008)
• ...you believe yourself to no longer be you, but truly a PART of the cube..to BE the cube.. (this one is too deep to be jks?)
(19/12/2008)
• ...you are sleeping in front of the tv during late nite shows and all of a sudden u hear an advertisement about special edition stickers, and you jerk awake and stare at the tv, hoping to see stickers like the ones used by dan harris (if anyone knows how dan harris made his cube stickers/tiles have holes in them email me at [email protected])
(19/12/2008)
• ...people at school are willing to pay you five dollars to lub their cube specially your way (a method that included putting the peices in a kettle that is boiling water, mixing stuff like wd40 + jigaloo + white lithium + etc. and then cramming it all into the cube)
(19/12/2008)
• ...you know that the lubing method described in the previous post is stupid.
-Wuqiong Fan (20/12/2008)
• ...you think of A' as "A prime" instead of "the compliment of A"
-Sarah Strong (20/12/2008)
• ...you actually understand what sarah strong just said in the previous post
(21/12/2008)
• ...wikipedia has an entre page about you and your cubing history
(21/12/2008)
• ...you practice for competitions by going to weight lifting club afterschool, and strapping on dumbells to your fingers, and you do curls (im being completely true and honest here, my fingers are RIPPED )
(21/12/2008)
• ...you take your cube to the prom
-KD (22/12/2008)
• ...you take your cube to the shower
-Blasting (22/12/2008)
• ...you cube when you're taking a dump
(22/12/2008)
• ...you check here every couple of hours for new jks
(22/12/2008)
• ...yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than a V-cube 7.
-I'm a DNF (22/12/2008)
• ...you [OH-] (concentrate on one hand cubing).
-Wuqiong Fan (22/12/2008)
• ...you dread hot days and can't wear a hoodie to carry your cube in.
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...you think cubing should be an Olympic sport, and that you could get a gold medal.
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...you hate people who mock you by unsolving and solving in just one turn.
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...you sit at your computer desk for so long cubing and reading this page that you get very dissoriented when you leave to take a potty break (just happened, no lie).
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...you use more printer paper on printing out algorithms than your mother does for everything else.
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...you still like with your mother.
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...still live with your mother*, I'm a bit tired now, almost 1 in the morning >_
-Ekku Zakku (22/12/2008)
• ...all the things you want for Christmas are cube-related
(25/12/2008)
• ...you start wondering if maybe the v-cube guy will release larger pyraminxes since meffert obviously isnt
(25/12/2008)
• ...you are awake at 4:00am trying to find a scramble for someone
-Sarah (26/12/2008)
• ...you finish finding that scramble, its now 7:30am, and you realize a few peices are in the wrong place
-Sarah Strong (26/12/2008)
• ...You refer to Rubik's store-boughts as RNA (Rubik's Non-Adjustables).
-Wuqiong Fan (26/12/2008)
• ...you also try to finish at least 4 out of 5 of everything.
-Baian Liu (30/12/2008)
• ...you wash your dishes one-handed, to practice for OH
(30/12/2008)
• ...You save your money for monthes to buy a platic cube
-Gal (31/12/2008)
• ...you have to save up for months to buy more cubes (because you spent all your other money on other cubes)... "gal"
(1/1/2009)
• ...your Eastsheen 2x2 breaks and you don't know how to put it back together.
(1/1/2009)
• ...you spend all your computer time on Rubik's cube stuff.
-Father Time (1/1/2009)
• ...you go onto this website (that's me).
-Hong Kong (1/1/2009)
• ...you're dissassembled and reassembled a rubik's brand 5x5x5 just to pass time
-Sarah (4/1/2009)
• ...You do more BLD solves than speedsolves.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/1/2009)
• ...you VH OH
-Wuqiong Fan (4/1/2009)
• ...you think Jimmy COLL is the coolest name.
-Wuqiong Fan (4/1/2009)
• ...You always look forward for next competition, which is 2 months left to it.
-Alex Lau (5/1/2009)
• ...you believe Asians maybe good at cubing,
-Alex Lau (5/1/2009)
• ...you hate Erik cuz he did not film the 0.96 2x2 solve. (kidding)
-Alex Lau (5/1/2009)
• ...you think POP is pop out, not Probability of Precipitation.
-Alex Lau (5/1/2009)
• ...you bought a timer but not using it because you don't want to waste the battery.
-Alex Lau (5/1/2009)
• ...you always want to make more videos but you don't have time.
-Alex Lau (7/1/2009)
• ...you try to solve the F3L of 4x4 although you don't know the algs.
-Alex Lau (8/1/2009)
• ...you google "cube" and are surprised that the top hit doesn't involve cubes in any way.
(9/1/2009)
(9/1/2009)
• ...zIcSvEzEHuBIZJ
-cubree (11/1/2009)
• ...sXAXYEraoBZoMGpp
-yqghpmhu (11/1/2009)
• ...you tell frank morris jokes instead of chuck norris jokes
-jake (13/1/2009)
• ...people call you "Rubik's cube man".
-Alex Lau (13/1/2009)
• ...hello
-hello (14/1/2009)
• ...'
-' (14/1/2009)
• ...echo "hello"
-echo "hello" (14/1/2009)
• ...you take apart and reassemble your v7 on the day you get it
-giraffemonkey (15/1/2009)
• ...you have found a way to help poor farmers in africa ... using a rubik's cube (seriously, brought people to fairtrade stall in school)
-giraffemonkey (15/1/2009)
• ...you start to hvae leg bruises from carrying a 2x2 in your pocket
-hds (15/1/2009)
• ...you try to find even more advanced methods when you already know the hardest one
-FatherTime (17/1/2009)
• ...pLFJPVrQnDPjMEBh
-dklenf (17/1/2009)
• ...You cube during a chess match, then get grounded and banned from cubing for the next three days.
(18/1/2009)
• ...You never say the word "Rubik's" because there's only one type of cube.
(18/1/2009)
• ...Your last nightmare about cubes breaking was less than one week ago.
(18/1/2009)
• ...Your last nightmare about cubes breaking was less than one week ago.
(18/1/2009)
• ...nhKRZBKyibQfIZlU
-jivzjm (19/1/2009)
• ..."I think, therfore I cube" is true even though you cube without thinking.
(21/1/2009)
• ...When in doubt, you cube. When not in doubt, you cube. You are never in doubt.
(21/1/2009)
• ...you write a speech for English about how if everyone cubed, the world would be a better place (I did that).
-Nat Hendel (21/1/2009)
• ...catJRmaSLUEeukWdIP
-Azqawe (23/1/2009)
• ...you start to get annoyed at all the spam in this page even though you dont own it
(23/1/2009)
• ...you get mad at lucas garron for allowing the spam to happen and then not removing it
(23/1/2009)
• ...you try to solve your ice cubes like it says in the first post but then your realize that your ice cubes are not "cubes" but rectangular prisms. and therefore you give up because you have no idea on how to solve a 2x2x3
(23/1/2009)
• ...you think that if they make a new music video for "what a wonderful world", it should feature cubes
(23/1/2009)
• ...you check in the chatterbox of cube sites every few minutes to check if anyone wrote anything new (lucas, you should get one )
(23/1/2009)
• ...you think the Bermuda Triangle should be called Rubiks Cube
-darkmonk (23/1/2009)
• ...you dream with a B2 D2 B2 R2 U2 F2 L2 F2 D' F' U L D' B' L D2 R2 B R' D2 scramble
(23/1/2009)
• ...megaminx
(25/1/2009)
• ...you check why B2 D2 B2 R2 U2 F2 L2 F2 D' F' U L D' B' L D2 R2 B R' D2 is good, and find it first attempt. then get annoyed that u didnt see it faster
-giraffemonkey (26/1/2009)
• ...you cube on the toilet
(27/1/2009)
• ...you actually have a dream about being unable to solve a 3x3 because of impossible parities, and then you find out that one of your friends (in the dream) opened up the cube and switched pieces, and now the crowd around you is laughing because you can't figure the cube even though you told them that you could do it in sub-20 (this was a real dream)
(27/1/2009)
• ...you set up positions which spell words using M2 memo
-giraffemonkey (28/1/2009)
• ...you really want to try out the B2 D2 B2 R2 U2 F2 L2 F2 D' F' U L D' B' L D2 R2 B R' D2 scramble but cannot decide on which one of your (23) cubes would be the fastest
(29/1/2009)
• ...youre really good at OH because you don't want to stop cubing while you eat.
-Weston Mizumoto (3/2/2009)
• ...you call your cube " My Precious"
-Phillip (3/2/2009)
• ...when VH does not remind you of van halen anymore
-Weston Mizumoto (3/2/2009)
• ...it annoys you when people spell rubik's: rubix or rubics
-Weston Mizumoto (3/2/2009)
• ...You undersatnd the following sentance. "I had a slow F2L but OLL I had an easy alg & had a PLL skip for my OH solve for my new PB"
-shua (4/2/2009)
• ...the sound of a cube being solved is your homework "music"
-jeff (4/2/2009)
• ...You picture cubes in people's hands when they aren't even there.
-WEB (4/2/2009)
• ...you can solve the cube in 4 seconds.
(5/2/2009)
• ...You cube when the teacher isn't looking
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You can solve in under a minute
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You've memorized every algorithim in the fridrich method
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...When parity is no longer scary
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You think it was a slow solve when everyone watching thought it was fast
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You can solve it faster than you can examine it
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...you forget the number of cubes that you own
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You can look at a scramble and immediately tell what method would be most efficient for solving it
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You can look at a picture of a scrambled rubiks cube and determine whether it's solvable or not.
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...People stop asking if you have brought your cube, as they know what the answer will be
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...You start solving with the "God's algorithm" method
-RK (5/2/2009)
• ...you want to yell at people who ask "Can you solve all 6 sides of the cube?"
(5/2/2009)
• ...you want to yell at people who ask "Can you solve all 6 sides of the cube?"
(5/2/2009)
• ...someone has correctly guessed, with no reason to do so, that you have a V7 in your bag
-giraffemonkey (7/2/2009)
-Baian Liu (9/2/2009)
• ...you train your cubes to behave properly.
-Wuqiong Fan (10/2/2009)
• ...your cube smiles everytime it looks at you.
-Wuqiong Fan (10/2/2009)
• ...your cube pops everytime you need a drink.
-Wuqiong Fan (10/2/2009)
• ...you forget about this site because you are too busy posting on WCA forums and speedsolving.com
(14/2/2009)
• ...your friends say it's lame when your solving a 2x2 because they have seen you solve a big cube
(17/2/2009)
• ...getting a sub - 30 solve is easier than getting a girl.
-Christian Hoxworth (26/2/2009)
• ...everybody crowds around you whenever you take ur cube out and then ur squished
-D-P (26/2/2009)
• ...you have solved the cube OH while riding a bike.
-Christian Hoxworth (28/2/2009)
• ...you dream instead of a competition where the scramble is R'FRU'R'FRU'R'FRU'R'FRU'R'FRU'R'FR
-Christian Hoxworth (28/2/2009)
• ...you hands automatically reach for the cube and do R'FRU' in multiples of 6 while you wait for something.
-Christian Hoxworth (28/2/2009)
• ...you promise to make only one more solve but after you finish it you scramble it again without noticing
-Luis Becerril (2/3/2009)
• ...you leave the house with more than three cubes, not headed to a competition.
-Christian Hoxworth (4/3/2009)
• ...everytime people hear a clicking sound, they crowd around u with wide eyes
--D-P (8/3/2009)
• ...You name, and dress your cubes
(9/3/2009)
• ...you have personalized pouches, bags, seats, car seats, umbrellas, forks and spoons, etc, for your cube.
(9/3/2009)
• ...When your cube breaks, you have a funeral for it and decide...."should i put it in the ground, or should i burn it and keep the ashes on my shelf?"
(9/3/2009)
• ...you always have a staus related to cubing on facebook
-Chris B. (11/3/2009)
• ...you can time other things by knowing how long it takes you to solve the cube. ex. one hot pocket=4 solves
(11/3/2009)
• ...have over 10 cubes of the same kind.
-KeyMastar (14/3/2009)
• ...you lube your cube 3 times a day
-scottishcuber (15/3/2009)
• ...you watch videos on how to solve a 3x3 even though you already know how
-scottishcuber (15/3/2009)
• ...when your hands start turning everything you hold.. even ur ipod
(16/3/2009)
• ...you atrst color coding things with the blue,green,orange,yellow n white
(16/3/2009)
-Amy (17/3/2009)
• ...each of your teachers has taken up and kept more than one of your old cubes...
-Amy (17/3/2009)
• ...you can't stand being away from it for more than an hour or so
-Amy (17/3/2009)
• ...you never go anywhere without one of your cubes
-Amy (17/3/2009)
• ...you own and can solve every single variation of a Rubik's anything
-Amy (17/3/2009)
• ...your friends don't believe you when you say there ARE puzzles you can't sovle.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...someone asks you if you've "seen that guy who can do it in, like, 12 seconds" and you tell them that you've beaten that time already.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you can identify all the things that people do while you cube that annoy you.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you mention the terms F2L, alg, Megaminx, Skewb, PB, OH, K4, etc. in a casual conversation and you don't realize it until you notice that the other person is giving you a weird look.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...people assume you're in a very high math class because of your cubing skills.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you get crestfallen when you see someone solving with a beginner method, you see a really good F2L/OLL/PLL case, and they destroy it because they don't know Fridrich.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you solve the cube so fast people begin to think you're cheating when you scramble the cube yourself.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you see someone walking down the hall of your school and you say "Hey, that kid kinda looks like Matyas Kuti."
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you get disappointed when you realize that a certain puzzle has rivets and not screws.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you can look at a 5x5x5 and tell who made it and when by what it looks like and its color scheme.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you have to make a choice of what puzzles you're going to buy with a certain amount of money.
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...you play with a cube with a different color scheme and you get COMPLETLY lost. (Especially on the 4x4x4.)
-iuga_panda (18/3/2009)
• ...your parents take it from you because they can't sleep with the clacking sound!
(22/3/2009)
• ...you have nightmares about an unsolveable 5x5
(25/3/2009)
• ...you have nightmares about an unsolveable 5x5
(25/3/2009)
• ...you shout at your cube when you make a mistake on PLL and you scramble the cube instead of solve it
-scottishcuber (25/3/2009)
• ...you play with your friends cube and you moan at him because its got no lube
-scottishcuber (25/3/2009)
• ...you spend half an hour practicing your Z perm and get disappointed that you could not sub-1s it.
-Wuqiong Fan (26/3/2009)
• ...you ordered something from cube4you.com and become angry every day, when the order didn't come...
-Cornelius Dieckmann (28/3/2009)
• ...you become used to the cases you get from the specific ways you messing up LL algs
-giraffemonkey (29/3/2009)
• ...you become used to the cases you get from the specific ways you mess up LL algs
-giraffemonkey (29/3/2009)
• ...you hate the F perm OH.
-Wuqiong Fan (29/3/2009)
• ...you learn 3 F perms OH.
-Wuqiong Fan (29/3/2009)
• ...You can execute all 3 F perms in about the same time OH.
-Wuqiong Fan (29/3/2009)
• ...you see the F perm during an OH solve and takes longer to decide which alg to use than executing the alg.
-Wuqiong Fan (29/3/2009)
• ...you name your cubes funny names.
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...you don't use vasaline because you think you'll melt.
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...your worst nightmare is getting stuck during a cubing competition.
(3/4/2009)
• ...your worst nightmare is your cube locking up during a solve
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...you OH EVERYWHERE!!!
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...you can actually fix a broken rubiks cube
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...You hate it when people turn a side, turn it to its original spot, and go, "PHHTT! It's so Easy!"
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...you've posted at least 5 comments on here.
--D-P (3/4/2009)
• ...you hate the rubik's revolution
--D-P (4/4/2009)
• ...youve named ur guitar hero world tour band "rubix revenge" with an x because u don't want people to think you're nerdy if you spell it correctly
-tiffany (5/4/2009)
-tiffany (6/4/2009)
• ...you post something, scroll up, and get excited when you see someone you know post something
-tiffany (6/4/2009)
• ...you get frustrated when it takes over 70 seconds to memorize a 3x3x3.
-Wuqiong Fan (12/4/2009)
• ...you know over 9000 algs. (probably actually more like 200)
-Wuqiong Fan (12/4/2009)
• ...You think a 2x2x2 is super cute. Then you solve it over and over and you leave it to collect dust
-tiffany (15/4/2009)
• ...you perfect the layer by layer method
-Brandon (16/4/2009)
• ...your doing rubiks cube project for school
-kenny p (21/4/2009)
• ...you mess up your cube then you realize that you've seen this before
-Neil Wu (26/4/2009)
-Ana q. (27/4/2009)
• ...you recognize a lot of the names of the people that have submitted things here
-Sarah (27/4/2009)
• ...you try to avoid cube rotations while applying stickrs!
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you get tendonitis in your hands but can't stop cubing because it's your LIFE!!! I hate you people who don't get hand injuries!
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you've gone through 10+ scraperite blades from replacing so many stickers.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you don't want to buy more scraperite blades because you would rather put that money to another cube.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you actually influence others at your school and at your job to learn how to solve a cube, because they're so jealous of you.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you bought a Rubik's brand DIY just to see if they're as good as Nakajima's, and live to regret the waste of money.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you research hsow to remove excess adhesive from old stickers and find just one more use for your silicone lubricant... that makes 2 total...
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...everybody else laughs when you talk about lubing Rubik's cubes.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...Most of the OLLs you know you've just figured out on your own while experimenting.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you hate the Rubik's or Cubesmith logo on the white side of your cube even though it's always on the bottom while you solve.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you collect the stickers you remove from your twisty puzzles in case you want to put them back on temporarilly while you wait for more stickers to come in the mail.
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you've been able to think of enough things to make a list of at least 10 or more of these.
-EkkuZakku, one clever cuber! (27/4/2009)
• ...you look back up this list and realize that you don't have anything on Sarah and Wuqiong Fan
-EkkuZakku, not the cleverest cuber! (27/4/2009)
-EkkuZakku (27/4/2009)
• ...you are afraid of spheres
-Uncle King (28/4/2009)
• ...you no longer need to "speed" solve, it's sufficiently fast just solving.
-Wuqiong Fan (28/4/2009)
• ...you bring backup cubes for your backup cubes
-Neil Wu (29/4/2009)
• ...you bring backup cubes for your backup cubes
-Neil Wu (29/4/2009)
• ...you're nervous you think about cubes to calm you down
-Neil Wu (29/4/2009)
• ...you wake up when you hear your teacher say "rubric".
-Daniel Que (30/4/2009)
-Neil Wu (30/4/2009)
• ...you're not ashamed that you spend money on stickers
-Sarah (30/4/2009)
• ...the first thing you do when you wake up is to check the mailbox if your cubes have arrived yet
-Niklas (1/5/2009)
• ...you misspell "rubrics" as "rubrik's"
-Sarah (1/5/2009)
• ...your friends include cubing whenever they speak of you
-Bruce (2/5/2009)
• ...little kids look at you and they say "hey its the guy who invented cubes"
-bruce (2/5/2009)
• ...your teacher has a storage full of cubes that were confiscated from you
-bruce (2/5/2009)
• ...you hear the click-clack noise everywhere, even songs have it in them.
-neil's friend (2/5/2009)
• ...you know the reason why a 7*7 is rounded and like to compare it to a soccer ball, but the ones that you can't kick. ^ ^ therefore ur friends try to kick it and u just lost 50 dollars =] done venting. few
-neil's friend (2/5/2009)
• ...people around you start calling you a nerd and many of ur friends are totally over it.
-neils friend. AGAIN... (2/5/2009)
• ...when your friends start posting here.
-Neil's other friend (3/5/2009)
• ...you read this every single day, and find it exciting =]
-neil's friend, who shall remain anonymous always and forever hey neil wazzup (3/5/2009)
• ...you say: "Ooh Algs" when your Math teacher says the world Logarithm or Algorithm.
-Hannah Montana (3/5/2009)
• ...you see oll algs when u play tetris
-neil's friend (4/5/2009)
• ...when your friends post here more than you do just to make fun of you...
-who do you think? (4/5/2009)
• ...your friends read this everyday just to see who's making fun of you
-neil's friend. WELL. who else? (4/5/2009)
• ...you know who neil's friend and his other friend are.
(4/5/2009)
• ...your holding a cube feels good. better than kissing a girl
(4/5/2009)
• ...you cube while waiting in line at the post office to receive your new cubes
-Neil (5/5/2009)
• ...you make a 1x1x1 cube just so you'll have it in your collection
-Neil (5/5/2009)
• ...you stop doing BLD solves on your 1x1x1
(5/5/2009)
• ...you spent the money won from cubing competitions to buy CUBES!
-everyone knows neil... (5/5/2009)
• ...you scratch lines into cheese and scream, "look I made a cheese cube!!"
-tiffany (7/5/2009)
• ...you make a rubiks cube out of clay for art but get an f because it was so accurate that your teacher thought you just bought another one
-tiffany (7/5/2009)
• ...you've taught friends more than one method of solving a cube
-giraffemonkey (8/5/2009)
• ...you read this and find it frightening that half of these describe you perfectly
-Steve (12/5/2009)
• ..."youve named ur guitar hero world tour band "rubix revenge" with an x because u don't want people to think you're nerdy if you spell it correctly"
-You should be proud to spell it correctly (12/5/2009)
• ...cube is a verb
(12/5/2009)
• ...You have a rash on your wrist from stopping the timer on your watch.
-Daniel Que (15/5/2009)
• ...You need to buy a new watch because you broke your old one timing your solves.
-Daniel Que (15/5/2009)
-giraffemonkey (16/5/2009)
-tiffany (18/5/2009)
• ...you get distracted from everything because a cube is on your desk scrambled
-Eric (20/5/2009)
• ...you help a friend clean out her locker and see 1 cube and the first thing you think of is "holy crap where'd all the others go?!?"
-tiffany (22/5/2009)
• ...you tell your friend that there's a silver lining to her bruised and swollen hand: she can practice OH with her other
-tiffany (22/5/2009)
• ...you try to perform U5 in one go on a megaminx
-scottishcuber (25/5/2009)
• ...all your friends can name every single twisty puzzle you have off the top of their heads.
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...you find that most of these are hilarious and/or apply to you
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...everyone is no longer surprised when you solve a cube
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...you think the 70s was awesome b/c thats when the rubiks cube was invented
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...you put a small wig on top of your 3x3 and start hitting on it
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...you have at least 3 types of lubes
--D-P (25/5/2009)
• ...when people ask how many cubes you have ... and you don't actually know`
-giraffemonkey (26/5/2009)
• ...you take several days to make a Rubik's cube sale on YouTube to sell your entire collection when you quit cubing (because you really own that many!). Sorry guys, my hands can't take it anymore, I don't wanna get carpal tunnel! If you wanna buy any of my cubes there will be a video soon on my YouTube page of the same name ---->
-EkkuZakku (27/5/2009)
(10/6/2009)
• ...you test this system again.
-LG (13/6/2009)
• ...iEYVNnTszNZkTKAjpS
-szrsvkhgg (14/6/2009)
• ......you are like: "Don't steal my cube!" at school.
(14/6/2009)
-Neil Wu (14/6/2009)
• ...you calculate averages you take away the best and the worst and then average the rest
-Neil Wu (14/6/2009)
• ......You're reading this and saying "So true... so true..."
-Thieflordz5 (16/6/2009)
• ......One of the comments here has the orientation parity fix and immediatly after seeing it, you say "HAHA!!! that's orientation parity fix..."
-Thieflordz5 (16/6/2009)
• ...ybqtaHDPnQjLDBdZAtC
-ligmzookwyk (17/6/2009)
• ...If you hurt your wrist, you say "Gee, it's a great time to practice OH I guess...:
-Thieflordz5 (17/6/2009)
• ...you always pick up a cube when you see one.
(24/6/2009)
• ......when your friend asks you to scramble a cube, you scramble it, then start solving.
-Thieflordz5 (24/6/2009)
• ......When someone tries to scramble it, you grab it from them and say "I can scramble it faster"
-Thieflordz5 (24/6/2009)
• ...you have your own special way to scramble a cube.
-um... (25/6/2009)
• ...You think Picasso knew how to solve a cube because he was a 'Cubist'.
-SJ (25/6/2009)
• ...when you feel like the cube is your soul mate
-Morphia (26/6/2009)
• ...you wake up with over 50 puzzles in your bed.
-Logan Kelly (29/6/2009)
• ...you realize almost everything on this page describes you to a tee
-Dan Matheson (29/6/2009)
• ...on the table of elements, you see lead (PB) and think "elements can't speed solve".
-Thomas Ellis (5/7/2009)
• ...You've wasted your entire night reading this entire thing (and hypocritically say what I said because you don't like seeing the same things repeatedly, but decide to repeat the "read this list" thing anyway, just to inorm others that you read the entire list)
-Ronnie (8/7/2009)
• ...if you think of "Jesus hanging on the cross" as jesus being stuck on the cross on the cube.
-Ronnie (8/7/2009)
• ...Bill Gates can kick your ass.
-Ronnie (8/7/2009)
• ...you compliment someone on a nice perm and you're not talking about their hair
-schwartstack (8/7/2009)
• ...you actually bother to read this webpage's posts, and then post something yourself.
-BESTEST CUBER EVER! (9/7/2009)
• ...... you can beat Frank Morris. Of course, that way, nobody has EVER cubed too long. E-V-E-R
-Thieflordz5 (9/7/2009)
• ...You noticed when a random number plate on a car ended in FZL because you saw it as F2L
-giraffemonkey (19/7/2009)
• ...CnJNGDfv
-xljzvffndc (20/7/2009)
• ...During OH you can do all the F Perms at the same time.
-Thomas Ellis (21/7/2009)
• ...when you learn 3x3 4x4 5x5 and 7x7 all in 3 weeks
-sear70 (23/7/2009)
• ...HzaRmmNHKDjF
-zpwsfkhkod (28/7/2009)
-Thieflordz5 (29/7/2009)
-Thieflordz5 (29/7/2009)
• ...you get mad that someone is mixing up your friends cube and not yours.
-Will (30/7/2009)
• ...practice OH on the toilet.
-Will (30/7/2009)
• ...you bring your cube to a baseball game
-Will (30/7/2009)
• ...when you bring your cube to a scary movie so in the scary parts you cube.
-Will (30/7/2009)
• ...when all your family photos that have you in it also have a cube in it
(31/7/2009)
• ...you start thinking your cube has feelings too.
-Tortak (31/7/2009)
• ...you see flickering colours in your mind.
-Tort (31/7/2009)
• ...After you Read/Watch LotR you start screaming my precious while stroking your cube ^^
-Tortak (31/7/2009)
• ...everywhere but your fingers cant move
-Tort(ak) (31/7/2009)
• ...you memorise EVERY scramble backwards
-Katrot (31/7/2009)
• ......you want to get the nissan cube just to make it into a rubiks cube
-Attrok (31/7/2009)
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...Somebody whe read every Hary Potter Book 25 times hears "Magic" and doesn't think about spells
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...You get your first 4x4 and solve it in 3 minutes without help
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...You solve a Rubik's Cube while giving a speech about the history of the cube
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...You have a 3x3 picture cube of you solving your cube
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you OH a 3x3 and a 4x4 at the same time vs. a friend to make it fair
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you read these and actually find them funny
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you read all of these only to find your ideas were taken
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you're the one who taught ME how to solve (Shaun)
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you've written as many true stories on this as I have
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you can remember algorithms for every way to solve all cubes but not addicts annonyms hotline
-Stephanie Henderson (1/8/2009)
• ...you see an unscrambled cube on the table and you go and look for the owner so you can beg them to let you solve it, and when you're reluctant to give it back, even though you have tons of cubes: they're just not presently with you
-tiffany (6/8/2009)
• ...Hi guys. yaya i like this world. Help me! I can not find sites on the: Awesome! Soft glowing green neon, will fit in any room.. I found only this - preschool units. This brown clock looks great on my new rich green wall I love it. A unique design for the most discriminating. With love , Marlow from Malawi.
-Marlow (11/8/2009)
• ...you think V6 and V8 is a cube not an engine
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...You dot all your i's with the shape of a rubiks cube
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you bring a rubiks keychain into class just so the teacher cant see it
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you custom made a 1x1 2x2 3c3 4x4 5x5 6x6 and 7x7 keychain puzzle just to put on your car keys
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you can solve a V-7 faster than 10 of the top math/geometry/ physics teachers in the world can solve a 1x1x2
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you become the first person to one hand blindfold solve on a unicycle down a hill in new york city
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you program a rubiks cube application onto your phone so you dont get beat up for making clicking sounds
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you have spent more time with your cubes in one sitting then with your family and friends in your entire life
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you without a rubiks cube is like a printer without paper
-Quentin Duane (14/8/2009)
• ...you love the music video 'breakdown' by seether cause his head is like a rubik's cube
-Chris Braiedy (16/8/2009)
• ...you still check this website for updates even though its 2 years old
-Quentin Duane (29/8/2009)
• ...Hello everyone. Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Help me! It has to find sites on the: Order recliners must be removed by depending the lysis that leads it to the example.. I found only this - Provillus take. Ferrets were always without acting infections, as pepys called on 27 march 1667: with men challenging often pink hair for cells of rather any secondary natural growth, assays suffered medical nose, 1 provillus. The musky can be absorbed for entire person, proderin vs provillus. THX , Gillian from Chile.
-Gillian (2/9/2009)
• ...you have a "Yay! PLL skip!" T-Shirt and you wear it everyday.
-Cammello (9/9/2009)
• ...you memorize the positions of the colors of a standard cube
-georel (17/9/2009)
• ...you are wasting time posting here
-georel (17/9/2009)
• ...you can walk without looking on the road
(17/9/2009)
• ...your fingers scramble an invisible cube in the air
-georel (17/9/2009)
• ...you cube while in the emergency room getting stitches
-Lewis (17/9/2009)
• ...you dream u were solve by the rubik's cube.
-Alex Koh (19/9/2009)
• ...If you can only grab 1 thing from your flaming house, u choose one of ur cubes.
-D-P (IM BACK) (21/9/2009)
• ...you yell "Yes PLL skip!" while imaginary cubing...
-Neil Wu (21/9/2009)
• ...you, at one point, carried a piece of paper around school full of algorythms.
-Matthew Thompson (30/9/2009)
• ...You have lost count of the number of different pieces of paper filled with algorithms you have carried around with you (currently MGLS for me)
-giraffemonkey (3/10/2009)
• ...you do an average of 100 every day (yes, I do solve 100 cubes a day)
-Chris (9/10/2009)
• ...you hit the stackmat at 8.90 seconds, jump up in jubiliation, find out it's a DNF, and then wake up from your nightmare.
-Sid (15/10/2009)
• ...You check out a lame youtube channel such as "qd11856"
-Quentin Duane (16/10/2009)
• ...your english teacher gets frustrated trying to tell you that it's spelled "parody" not "parity"
-tiffany (28/10/2009)
• ...when all you class mates think that your paper for school is about Erno Rubik at your door.
(7/11/2009)
• ......your MSN picture is a cube
-xXzaKerXx (12/11/2009)
• ...your Internet homepage is speedsolving.com
-xXzaKerXx (12/11/2009)
--Alison x (19/11/2009)
• ...you eat food while doing OH solves timed on your laptop which has a cube for a background
-Simen Gitle Stiansen (2/12/2009)
-Karim (6/12/2009)
• ......you hate when people post random things on here like aasjadakweiu.
--D-P (19/12/2009)
• ...your cube has a little face =)
-Tort (21/12/2009)
-ecuber11 (23/12/2009)
• ...someone asks you how to solve the cube and you answer, "do the math"
-bob smith (23/12/2009)
• ...all you watch on youtube is cubing videos
-ecuber11 (23/12/2009)
• ...you have a party to celebrate your pll skip
(23/12/2009)
• ...you buy a PC just so you can run CCT
(23/12/2009)
• ...When someone is using on their car, you say " Can I use that for a second".
-ecuber11 (23/12/2009)
• ...You speak in notation.
-Owen (25/12/2009)
• ...you laugh at the patheticness of the petaminx
-me (28/12/2009)
-nckeunqmgn (28/12/2009)
• ...you know how to solve a 5x5 3 weeks before it arrives
-Denis-da-Mennis (31/12/2009)
• ...you read all of these posts
-Denis-da-Mennis (31/12/2009)
• ...instead of going to a party, you solve rubiks cubes whole new-years-eve
-Denis-da-Mennis (31/12/2009)
• ...sKUrAtRNHtT
-vatxww (1/1/2010)
• ...you almost miss an appointment because you might get a new PB for your 4x4 blindfolded solve.
-Kenny Warren (2/1/2010)
• ...you have a playlist on your media player or MP3 player that is titled "Fast Cubing Music."
-Kenny Warren (2/1/2010)
• ...the only reason you can act mature and a sexual response not be elicited upon hearing the word "insertion" is because you automatically think of Fewest Moves solutions.
-Kenny Warren (2/1/2010)
• ...right when the ball dropped on ABC, you started a solve to bring in the New Year, and had a lucky solve.
-Kenny Warren (2/1/2010)
• ...you love that there is Roux involved in making gumbo.
-Kenny Warren (2/1/2010)
• ...when you excite over getting t-perms...
-ecuber11 (9/1/2010)
• ...someone says so
(12/1/2010)
-Bowser (12/1/2010)
-Samsta (12/1/2010)
• ...when your math teachers talks about plane figure rotations and you suddenly pay attention to what she/he is saying then you tell them after class about the procedding
-Hunter Oldson (17/1/2010)
• ...your algebra teacher says that she cant memorize that long of an algorithm
-PJ Anderson (17/1/2010)
• ...when bullies replace the word "cube" with the word "pube"
-PJ Anderson (17/1/2010)
• ...You have a rubik's cube app on your iPhone
-Bryce (30/1/2010)
• ...You can solve the 3x3 rubiks cube spatially in your head.
-Everett Esparza (30/1/2010)
• ...you keep saying "ive only been cubing for about a year now" but youve been cubing for years.
-Jake Bueler (31/1/2010)
• ...you want to slap people for saying "how many squares does that have?"
-Jake Bueler (31/1/2010)
• ...you want to snatch the cube from someone who said they did the first layer when it isnt even permuted
-Jake Bueler (31/1/2010)
• ...you get really angry when your cube pops.
-Jake Bueler (31/1/2010)
• ...youve memorized every quote just to tell you other cubing friends
-Jake Bueler (31/1/2010)
• ...you're Jake Bueler
-Jake Bueler (1/2/2010)
• ...When cubetimer.com id your homepage.
-Bryce (9/2/2010)
• ...when the last thing you do in a day and the first thing you do when you get up is solve a rubik's cube
-Bryce (9/2/2010)
• ...when one of your bigest goals in life is to meet Yu Nakajima(or another cubing celeb)
-Bryce (9/2/2010)
• ...when your family tells you that you mumble algorithims in your sleep
-Bryce (9/2/2010)
• ......you find F's R's U's D's B's and L's on signs and use them for a scramble.
-Kai Dayle (27/2/2010)
• ...When in math the teacher says dimensions of a shape and you imagine Tony Fisher making that cube. EX. "what is the area of a 19 by 23 square" "holy crap"
-Tim Baldcarrots (27/2/2010)
• ...cubesmith, bob burtons cube whiz, cube mania and cube for you are all in your favourites
-Tim Baldcarrots (27/2/2010)
• ...you can easily recognize american and japanese colour scheme
-Kai Dayle (27/2/2010)
• ...your natrual head position changes from straight forward to slightly tilting downward
-Kai Dayle (27/2/2010)
• ...someone turns one side of your cube and without thinking about it, you turn it back
-Kai Dayle (27/2/2010)
• ...every class you have, there is a cube on the corner of your desk
-Kai Dayle (27/2/2010)
• ...you use meffert's golden eggs for an easter egg hunt
(28/2/2010)
• ......You eat too much food & then you get fat, but your fingers aren't fat because you cube a lot.
- (2/3/2010)
• ...i'm bored at it
-arvind (15/3/2010)
• ...When you go nuts when people say "Rubix Cube"
-Katie (28/3/2010)
• ...Your mom takes away all your cubes when you have to do homework.
-Andreas Nikolaou (5/4/2010)
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• ...you acually post something on this, not spam
-spammersarecrap (5/5/2010)
• ...you're cubes are so used to it they start solving themselves
-Jaixen (6/5/2010)
• ......when you consider buying cubes for all your friends so you can have your best cube to yourself.
-Henrik Lindh (7/5/2010)
• ...you own a F-II, an Alpha V and a Rubik's cube
-Rodger (18/5/2010)
• ...people start threads with "POLL" in the title, and you think its a new approach for the llast layer
-Mike Simpson (25/5/2010)
• ...they turn alive
-Aryan (28/5/2010)
• ...you try to solve your ice cubes
(28/5/2010)
-Vince Yim (2/6/2010)
• ...All your pants pockets have threadbare marks from holding multiple puzzles.
-Vince Yim (2/6/2010)
• ...you've donated blood while solving.
-Vince Yim (2/6/2010)
• ...you get an awesome scramble and get so excited you do the solve, hit the space bar and realize you forgot to start the timer.
-Tyler Boulware (3/6/2010)
• ...you're holding a cube, or solving one while reading this list.
-Tyler Boulware (3/6/2010)
• ...you've actually managed to reach this far down on the list.
(8/6/2010)
• ...your non-cuber friends have "cube bans" at their house
(30/6/2010)
• ...You thought any of these were funny
-Rentlix (5/7/2010)
• ...You don't even hear it when people say stupid non-cuber statements/questions to you.
-Mindstormscreator (5/7/2010)
• ...You can't figure out why you went bankrupt.
-Mindstormscreator (5/7/2010)
• ...You think to yourself after reading the new popular newspaper article about "The Rubik's Cube's 30th Birthday" These people have no idea of what's really out there in Cubing.
-Mindstormscreator (5/7/2010)
• ...your friends know how to solve a 3x3 just by watching you.
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
• ...you start naming your cubes.
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
(7/7/2010)
• ...your most visited website is: http://cube.garron.us/misc/too_long.htm
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
• ...you've favorited this site.
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
• ...Frank Morris is your idol.
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
• ...your name is Frank Morris.
-Austin MNV (7/7/2010)
• ...When your hand changed shape after holding the cube for to long
-Hic0057 (18/7/2010)
• ...you make Batch Programs that involve cubing
-Mindstormscreator (19/7/2010)
• ...You try to solve scrambled eggs instead of eating them.
(22/8/2010)
• ...you buy cubes but you can't solve them
(16/9/2010)
• ...some of your best work in cubing was done before many of the current WR holders ever solved a cube.
-Lucas Garron (21/10/2010)
• ...you don't blink at the word "fazt" anymore.
-Lucas Garron (21/10/2010)
• ...you see someone texting on their phone from far away you wonder if they are solving a Rubik's cube.
-ryano (21/10/2010)
• ...You actually have got laid because of your cubing skills.
-ryano (21/10/2010)
• ...your girlfriend asks you to do a team BLD solve with her after making out. The lattter turns you on more than the former.
-ryano (21/10/2010)
• ...cogito ergo cub
-blu (21/10/2010)
• ...You dont laugh when people talk about lube
-Bluecloe45 (21/10/2010)
• ...You can solve a 7x7 before you have ever touched one.
-Joker (21/10/2010)
• ...someone you're teaching doesn't keep cross on D.
-Ranzha (21/10/2010)
• ...you memorize a cube before you go to bed, and after you wake up, you do a BLD solve.
-Ranzha (21/10/2010)
• ...you've stopped cubing for a while but actually came back to this page, and saw that there hasn't been a new post in a few months and got all sad =(
-Ekku Zakku (8/5/2011)
-Vincent Sheu (7/8/2011)
• ...You name your cubes Feliks, Yu, Rowe, Erik, etc.
(15/1/2012)
• ...You are color neutral at rubiks magic
-Fazrulz2?WTF (27/1/2012)
• ...you kill people who spell it like rubix, rubics, or rubicks
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...You can solve it in 10 seconds with the beginners method
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...Hey guys, this site is old. In 2011 only 2 posts were added! Don't let the flame die out! Sorry to be a spammer, but join me for future ciubers to see more jokes. The fate of this site in in our hands! Don' t desert this place! Also the password is frank
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...Your favorite numbers are 5.66,7.64,30.02 etc.
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...You try to solve scrambled eggs rather than eating them
-Aaron (27/1/2012)
• ...Your favorite numbers are 5.66,7.64,30.02 etc.
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...You actually CARE about 2x2 single LOL
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...You buy 2 11x11s for weights
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...Youre accused of being youre an aliem because youre so "fazt"
-Zhanchi (27/1/2012)
• ...You start to look like feliks
-Zhanchi (28/1/2012)
• ...You invent a time machine so you can witness famous cubing competitions/solves
-Zhanchi (28/1/2012)
• ...You can solve an impossible case
-Zhanchi (29/1/2012)
• ...You start to look like a cube
-Zhanchi (29/1/2012)
• ...You walk up to a friend with a cube, and he runs away screaming
-Cuber74,000,000,000 (7/2/2012)
• ...You make a joke such as your momma is so fat shes bigger than a v-cube 11, which dosen't even exist
-Zhanchi (7/2/2012)
• ...You can ACTUALLY SOLVE A 1x1
-Zhanchi (13/2/2012)
• ...You make a real life clock that looks like a rubiks clock
-Zhanchi (23/2/2012)
• ...your friend wants you to get medical help for how much you talk about cubes
-Claire's friend (12/3/2012)
• ...when you talk about lube very loosely
-Sahana's friend (13/3/2012)
• ...Your friend starts saying you have matrix fingers.
-lillowe1000 (28/4/2012)
• ...your have over one teraminx
(1/5/2012)
• ...People can solve it just by watching you, but dosent that mean you havent cubing for too long and youre slow?
-Zhanchi (7/5/2012)
• ...You die in a shipwreck because you were looking for your v-cube 1
-Zhanchi (7/5/2012)
• ...you forget that you're texting someone since you're too busy solving your 3x3 over and over.
(25/5/2012)
• ...your English teacher makes you solve a megaminx in front of the class in order to watch a movie that day
-Jessie A. (4/7/2012)
• ......your mother calls you crazy because you keep solving a cube and rearranging and solving it over and over
-ayanine (4/7/2012)
• ...... You teach a kid how to tie shoelaces using R L' M R2 L2 U M
-yogesh sharma (18/8/2012)
• ...,, when you swear by holding your cube up and do a F U move.!!
-ankit gupta (18/8/2012)
• ...oll becomes
(21/10/2012)
• ...You have a cube on your NES because they both look sad
-Zhanchi(I'm back!) (15/11/2012)
• ...you make your OWN RELIGION for cubing called cubeatology
-Zhanchi(recently converted cubeatologist) (21/11/2012)
• ...You donate your rubiks 2x2(oh S--T not the rubiks 2x2) to a homeless person
-Zhanchi (21/11/2012)
-Zhanchi (21/11/2012)
• ...Youかn亞cつあっly素lゔぇ亞cつあっlyルビksくべ!(You aren't excepted to understand that)
-Zhanchi (21/11/2012)
• ...You give yourself X-ray powers to break the 5BLD WR by cheating
-Zhanchi (21/11/2012)
• ...when you go to the washroom at the movies just so you can solve your cube
-Ross Svensson - Hornbostel (21/11/2012)
• ...you cant stand seeing a solved cube that isn't in a patteren.
-Ross Svensson - Hornbostel (24/11/2012)
• ...Whenever you are hungry in class, you get a rubiks 2x2 and start eating it
-Zhanchi (26/11/2012)
• ...you can scramble a 1x1
-ammons (27/11/2012)
• ...you can no longer have your pin# be your WCA ranking
-ammons (27/11/2012)
• ...you say gamecube, you aren't referring to the nintendo console, you're referring to the rubiks cube
-Zhanchi (29/12/2012)
• ...when erno rubik dies, you fall to pieces. 3X3 PIECES.
-Zhanchi (29/12/2012)
• ...your record is 2 minutes, see the WR of 5.66, want to beat it by spending hours every day practicing, however fail after your hands fall off during a 24 mega practice
-Zhanchi('s longest post yet!) (29/12/2012)
-Roger.N.Kim (30/12/2012)
• ...you prefer to play with 'cubie' app than other games on your itouch when you get bored
-Roger.N.Kim (30/12/2012)
• ...You can solve a cube while staring at someone
(7/1/2013)
• ...you try to do an T-perm on a square 1
-Renan S. S. (25/1/2013)
• ...your professor starts talking about primes and cubes, and you immediately think of cubing.
-uniacto (16/2/2013)
• ...you cube in front of the tv while everyone is watching and they cant hear the movie
(1/3/2013)
• ...you get embaressed in public for not doing a sub-12 oh on the train
-heh (25/3/2013)
• ...You start performing algs on random objects
-Fazrulz1 (25/3/2013)
• ...You want to die if will smith is faster than you
-rj (26/3/2013)
• ...you won't jump off the bridge if your friends jump but if a rubik's cube jumps then you will jump
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...wearing a cube isn't enough. You need to live in one
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...the worst punishment you ever received was having your cubes taken away.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you decide to convert to cubeatology.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...your children look like this http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/high-definition-wallpaper/rubiks-cube-desktop-hd-wallpaper-208626/
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you tried to marry a rubik's cube, but she never said I do.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you have a sign saying "forget the dog, beware of the cube thief."
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you see everything as something that needs to be solved.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you clean your cubes several times a day.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you saw a rubik's cube in a locker and then got stuck in the locker because it was a trap but you didn't mind. You had your Rubik's Cube.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you finally became so old the only thing you remember is how to solve theses cubes.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you "live and die by the Cube."
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you wonder what it would be like if you lived in a world where everyone and everything were cubes.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...the only thing you do on the internet is come here.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...your favorite works of art are ones of cubes.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...you buy glasses which allow you to see the solution of cubes.
-Noah (26/3/2013)
• ...You're willing to take out a bank loan for a 17x17x17
-rj (27/3/2013)
• ...You want to kiss your cube if it gives you a LL skip
-rj (27/3/2013)
• ...You think "nude descending stairs" is a portrait of fazrulz.
-rj (27/3/2013)
• ...you have a funeral when your cubes pop
(29/3/2013)
• ...You find pure joy in looking at pictures of Rubik's cubes online
-Jack (1/4/2013)
• ...You find pure joy in looking at pictures of Rubik's cubes online
-Jack (1/4/2013)
• ...You have a separate bank account dedicated to cubing
-Jack (1/4/2013)
• ...Your house is on fire and the first thing you think is "I have to take my Rubik's cubes with me!"
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...You go sit in a corner and cry when you don't get sub-15 on your 3x3
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...You think the 1980's was the best decade just because of Rubik's cubes
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...Someone spells Rubik's wrong and you go into this long explanation of why it's spelled "Rubik's"
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...You get a new V7 and solve it OH in under 3 min (for a WR)
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...Your entire schedule revolves around cube-related things
-Jack (2/4/2013)
• ...instead of bringing a pet to school, you bring your cube.
-Noah (5/4/2013)
• ...you make snowballs into cubes and solve them.
-Noah (5/4/2013)
• ...the only thing you ever talk about is cubes.
-Noah (5/4/2013)
-Noah (5/4/2013)
• ...you make the periodic table of Rubik's Cubes.
-Noah (5/4/2013)
• ...you tried to call your cubes you accidently left at home while you were on vacation.
-Noah (5/4/2013)
• ... When someone throws a cube at the ground because they're frustrated you go up to them, punch them in the face, kneel down next to the cube, look into the sky and scream,"Nooooooooo!!!!!!"
-Jack (7/4/2013)
• ...you take that cube to the emergency room to be operated on.
-Noah (7/4/2013)
• ...you can sniff out lost cubes.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...this is what you do at school all day.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you move to Rubik's World.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you take AP cubing.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you get a PhD in cubing.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you haven't finished the book you started a year ago.
-Mrs. Vrabel (8/4/2013)
• ...you consult the cube instead of the oracle for all of your problems.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you create your own radio station/news for cubes. Twisting news from the power of 20. Solved Unsolved and on the Turn. ... Stay turned for more information.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...the only reason you watch WALL-E is so you can see the Rubik's Cube. (Apologies to those WALL-E fans out there)
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you forget how to scramble it.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you create your own Rubik's currency.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you get your school teachers to post on here.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you finally realize you are late for school when your brother or sister comes home.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you can solve it faster than you can scramble it.
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...you ask for forgiveness when you break the laws of Cubeatology
-Noah (8/4/2013)
• ...the only thing you can talk to your students about is cubes.
-Mrs. Vrabel (9/4/2013)
• ...girls only talk to you about cubes
(9/4/2013)
(9/4/2013)
(9/4/2013)
• ...your the only person who thinks it's now weird when you talk about your favorite lube in the middle of class
(9/4/2013)
• ...When people meet you at school, the first thing they say is,"Aren't you the one with the Rubik's cube?"
-Jack (9/4/2013)
• ...you answer "Yes. I am."
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...in Biology class you learn about the formation of layers of rock and immediately think of layers on a cube.
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...you get sued for solving a cube.
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...you know you will die while on this site.
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...you convert 2 people to Cubeatology.
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...now 5 people.
-Noah (9/4/2013)
• ...you are one of them.
-Pi (9/4/2013)
• ...You just wan't to kill people when they say,"Is there a trick to it?"
-Jack (10/4/2013)
• ...You've said the phrase,"No, it's just a series of algorithms that you apply in certain cases," millions of times.
-Jack (10/4/2013)
• ...you have to give it up for Lent.
-Mr. LaVelle (10/4/2013)
• ...sdhjsfsfj. Sorry... I dropped my cube on the keyboard.
-Mr. DB (10/4/2013)
• ...you create the 20 cubemandments of Cubeatology.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...1. Thou shalt not have other puzzles before the Cube.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...2. Thou shalt not neglect, discard, or show hate on any cube
-Jack (10/4/2013)
• ...3. Thou shalt not set down a Cube in any scrambled position unless there is no physical way to solve it. Failure to do this will result in release from cubeatology.
-Jack (10/4/2013)
• ...4. When a cube is scrambled and solved, all must be scrambled and solved, to keep fairness all around.
-Jack (10/4/2013)
• ...you are thinking about cubes as you are getting into the shower and eventually realize your watch is still on which you remove with your teeth because your hands are wet. (the watch still works and did not get wet. It is not waterproof either.)
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...5. Thou shalt honor and not bear false witness against thy fellow Cubers.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...6. Thou shalt always know where your cube is. (with you)
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...you can't ever seem to leave this website.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...you almost wish you regretted cubing too long.
-Pi (10/4/2013)
• ...7. Thou shalt protect the Cube from all harm.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...you are used to people running away from you because you have a cube with you.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...you have a 17 page paper due tom. that you haven't even started on because you are solving a 17x17. (I wish)
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...you are still on it. You know you've been on this site too long when... this is your post.
-Noah (10/4/2013)
• ...8. Thou shall not make people do Rubik's Cubes for them.
-Sara Lee (11/4/2013)
• ...you tell people, "may the cube be with you and may the cubes be ever in your favor" (Alex)
-Noah (11/4/2013)
• ...you should be doing your homework but...... whatever. This is more important right now.
-Noah (11/4/2013)
• ...once again you are thinking about cubes as you are getting into the shower and realize you have your watch on but this time you also have your cube with you. (Who cares about the watch) Don't worry. The cube is fine.
-Noah (11/4/2013)
• ...3. Exception unless the Cube is in a pattern.
-Noah (12/4/2013)
• ...9. Thou shalt not steal thy fellow cubers' cubes.
-Noah (12/4/2013)
-Noah (12/4/2013)
• ...you convert to cubeatology
(12/4/2013)
• ...you forgot to write your name because you were solving a cube.
-Gwaba (12/4/2013)
• ...10. Thou shalt not peel the stickers off of the Cube.
-Gwaba (12/4/2013)
• ...11. Thou shalt always help thy fellow cubers.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...11. you ask to help them or they ask for help from you not they ask you to solve it for them.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...12. Thou shalt teach non-cubers how to solve the Cube.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...13. Thou shalt always try to better your time.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...14. Thou shalt not make the Cube unsolvable.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...15. Thou shalt make the unsolvable Cube solvable.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...10. exception when you are making it solvable
-Noah (13/4/2013)
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...16. thou shalt not get a 40 second solve
(13/4/2013)
• ...17. Thou shalt share your cubes.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...18. Thou shalt know how to or be learning how to solve the Cube.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...19. Thou shalt not insult non-cubers.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...20. Thou shalt ensure to best of your ability that you and thy fellow cubers are following the Cubemandments.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...now we have 20 we must revise them. don't worry. I won't do it on this site so i won't spam as if i already haven't.
-Noah (13/4/2013)
• ...You have a contract with dayan where they give you all the cubes you want as long as you tell people
-rj (13/4/2013)
• ...Noah sorry to be a spammer but put the 20 cubeandments on a website so I can have access to it
-Jack (14/4/2013)
-Noah (16/4/2013)
• ...Noah you forgot 12,15,19 on the cubemandments website
-Jack (16/4/2013)
• ...i know, they are being revised. we need new ones.
-Noah (16/4/2013)
• ...you get mad because they haven't made a physical 25x25x25 because you don't have anything to do
-Jack (17/4/2013)
• ...you try to make your own but then realize it still isn't challenging enough
-Noah (18/4/2013)
• ...You are interested in Picasso's Cubism.
(18/4/2013)
• ...you are playing Candy Crush, you are still thinking of cubing
-Edmark (18/4/2013)
• ...you actually think there are only 6 colors in the world
-Edmark (19/4/2013)
-Edmark (19/4/2013)
• ...you create the 9 Cubeatitudes of Cubeatology
-Noah (19/4/2013)
• ...you create a Cubeatology shirt.
-Noah (19/4/2013)
• ...you check this site several times every day to see if there are any new posts.
-Noah (21/4/2013)
• ...you are never bored.
-Noah (23/4/2013)
• ...you are thinking about cubes as you get into the shower and realize that this time you didn't leave your watch on. You left your glasses on yet it didn't get wet.
-Noah (25/4/2013)
• ...you realize that you start saying cube while having a normal conversation. Ex. Cube morning. Cubello. Cubye. Cube night. Oh my Cube. (omc) (actually happening to me)
-Noah (26/4/2013)
• ...you can't cube enough.
-Noah (2/5/2013)
• ...You give cubes up for lent. (I do)
-rj (5/5/2013)
• ...Your face turns red when anyone makes any smart remarks about "just math", the like
-rj (5/5/2013)
• ...you say, "turns and twists may break my wrists but clicks will never hurt me."
-Noah (11/5/2013)
• ...your signature has something to do with cubing.
-Noah (11/5/2013)
-Noah (11/5/2013)
• ...the only thing you can say is cube.
-Noah (11/5/2013)
• ...cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube.
-Noah (11/5/2013)
• ...you sing, "All I want for Christmas is my Rubik's Cube."
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...the only things your hands (or feet) can do is cube.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you are diagnosed with cube fever.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...and Cuber's hands.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you have solved all your cubes 10 times (or possibly more) for every post on this page.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you get up one day and go to your bathroom and look in the mirror and see a cube.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you know you won't die because you're already in heaven with your Cubes.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you didn't know where your cubes until your friend told you they were in your hands.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...no one can get into your locker except you because your lock is a cube.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...you finally decide to look at the clock and realize you were on this sight all night.
-Noah (12/5/2013)
• ...your teachers yell at you to stop because you are distracting your classmates
(14/5/2013)
-James (14/5/2013)
• ...your teachers have taken cubes away from you and your friends in the middle of class
-James (14/5/2013)
• ...you take videos and pictures of all your cubes and send them to friends
(14/5/2013)
• ...you stuff your sweatshirt pockets with cubes to bring to carry around
-James (14/5/2013)
• ...you have competitions with your friends at lunch
-James (14/5/2013)
• ...you cube in public
(14/5/2013)
• ...everything you see looks like its made out of rubiks cubes
-Jonster (14/5/2013)
• ...everyone at your school knows you as Rubik's Cube girl/boy
-Sparky (14/5/2013)
• ...everyone brings you the cubes they cant solve
-Jonster (14/5/2013)
• ... you find yourself going slightly insane when you don't have a cube in your hands for at least 10 minutes
-Sparky (14/5/2013)
• ...you can cube for an hour in the living room and if you want to continue, you have to go in your room and shut the door
-James (14/5/2013)
-James (14/5/2013)
• ...your teachers send an email home to all the parents saying if they see another cube they will take it and the parents will have to go pick it up
-Sparky (14/5/2013)
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
• ...everyone who visits you has already seen you solve the cube
-Kate (15/5/2013)
• ...your parents tell you to stop cubing
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
• ...it takes you less than 30 seconds to solve a cube
-Sam (15/5/2013)
• ...everything you look up online has to do with a rubiks cube
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
• ...all the emails you send to your friends have to do with a rubiks cube
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
• ...your friends think of you every time they think of or see a rubiks cube
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
• ...you say "what?" every time someone says "rubiks" or "cube"
-Goopie (15/5/2013)
(15/5/2013)
• ...you consider getting your math teacher a Rubik's Cube as an end of year gift
-James (15/5/2013)
• ...then decide to get all your other teachers cubes too.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you screw up your college interview because you were cubing.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...except at RU (Rubik's University)
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you become part of the National Cubing Honors Society for receiveing 1st honors for the first 3 cubemesters.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you major in cubing.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you think that the big bang was a gigantic rubik's cube being solved and exploding.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you have taught everyone at your school how to solved a Rubik's Cube and more.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you can't figure out why your cubes left you.
-Noah (22/5/2013)
• ...you go into withdrawal if you don't have it with you.
-Noah (23/5/2013)
• ...you don't need a cube to solve one.
-Noah (25/5/2013)
• ...you can solve it faster than Frank Morris......................................................... but that will never happen.
-Noah (26/5/2013)
• ...you give your wife a Rubik's void as a ring.
-Noah (27/5/2013)
• ...you spent an entire day wondering (and cubing) why no one has posted anything else to this site in a while.
-Noah (15/6/2013)
• ...You say Silicon on, silicon off instead of wax on, wax off.
-Noah (15/6/2013)
• ...you teach the campers and counselors how to solve a Rubik's Cube at a college prep camp.
-Noah (15/6/2013)
-rj (18/6/2013)
• ...you say it is mine too.
-Noah (22/6/2013)
• ...you have been taught in the Way of The Cube. RU'LD2LB'RF'ULBD'R I learned that from a Cube-ese person.
-Noah (22/6/2013)
• ...you lost your virginity to a holey megaminx
(24/6/2013)
• ...you can solve a cube by looking at its shadow.
-Noah (4/7/2013)
• ...you want to grow up to be a cube. (or Frank Morris)
-Noah (4/7/2013)
• ...you have a car shaped and painted like a scrambled cube.
-Noah (from now on Harm) (8/7/2013)
• ...The wheels are cubes and the engine runs on a cube being scrambled and solved.
-Harm (8/7/2013)
• ...the license plate says SLV THS
-Harm (8/7/2013)
• ...you sing "On the first day.........gave to me, a Rubik's Cube in a pear tree....12 petaminxes 11, teraminxes, 10 gigaminxs, 9 megaminxes, 8 kilominxes, 7 cubes-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-cubing, 5 golden Cubes, 4 Calling Cubes, 3 French Cubes, 2 Cubing Doves, and a Rubik's Cube in a pear tree.
-Harm (8/7/2013)
• ...The plate says "SOLV THS" not "SLV THS"
-Harm (15/7/2013)
• ...you get bored of ice cubes and scrambled eggs, so you try sugar cubes.
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...you don't any more friends to tell you that you need help. (some friends)
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...you play hide and solve with your cubes.
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...you measure time based on cubing.
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...you wish there was more people who knew how about this site so you wouldn't have to post something like this.
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...you wish upon the cubing star.
-Harm (16/7/2013)
• ...You begin treating your cubes like children and your children like cubes.
-Jordan (20/8/2013)
• ...It's hard NOT to solve a cube
-rj (30/8/2013)
• ...you write essays about cubing
-Harm (17/9/2013)
• ...your robotics team is now banned from bringing all puzzles to competitions because you wouldn't stop cubing when you were told to.
-Zack (21/10/2013)
• ...the first thing you think of when you know you're going on vacation is "what cubes will I bring?"
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you don't mind getting a red traffic light anymore because it's the perfect time to do a solves
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...then you have to finish the solve OH when the light turns green
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you bring your cube to the hospital so you can cube while going through labour (I did, right through contractions)
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you don't want your labour to be too short because you want to make a video of your cubing in labour
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...then you find out you're having a C-section and cry not because you're going to get cut open but because you can't make a crazy video of you cubing in labour (me again)
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you read this very long page and realize how many other people are as obsessed with cubes as you are
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you think about cubes everytime you glance at a clock that shows times like 5:55 or 4:41
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...people who watch you cubing think you're just "trying to solve it" because you turn so fast and scramble the cube as soon as you're done that they don't realize you've actually solved it a dozen times while they were watching you.
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you click reload on speedsolving.com every minute and get mad when nobody's posted anything since your last post
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you watch every youtube video there is about a new cube on the market while you wait for yours to arrive in the mail
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you actually know the password to make submissions because reading this page did not bore you because imost of them made you laugh because they describe you because you really are THAT obsessed with cubes
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you think, "I've been cubing too long," then immediately start your next solve.
-sneaklyfox (10/11/2013)
• ...you start off the new year with an average of 5 12:00
-Zack (3/1/2014)
• ...at 12:00*
(3/1/2014)
• ......you have all of your cubes surrounding you as you read this
-2cubed4u (7/1/2014)
• ...when your friends have threated to throw you and your cube against a wall.
(6/2/2014)
-Liza (6/2/2014)
(6/2/2014)
• ...you love cubism paintings
-Noname (10/3/2014)
• ...that "You know you've been cubing too long when..." page you started recently has been around for over *six* years.
-Lucas (15/3/2014)
• 2785ish. you estimate how many there were there

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3. ### cuber314159Member

2786ish. you do another post to prevent data problems the next time you look at this thread (did not work)

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4. ### WombatWarrior17Member

231
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Sep 17, 2016
Mississippi
Do you really want to know? (And what does that have to do with cubing?)

And you say you're the number monitor but you don't number your posts.

5. ### I_<3_SCSMember

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Jul 11, 2017
wait wut # r we on?

6. ### I_<3_SCSMember

128
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Jul 11, 2017
haha whoops didnt realize. there are quite a few posts...

7. ### cuber314159Member

It would take about an hour to number them all I reckon
2787. When you spend an hour numbering them
2788. When you try to email the owner of the site that was from to find out how many there were
2789. When you want to know how many signs were actually on
2790. When you count (I think I would be very happy if someone actually did this and told everyone here how many there were)
2791. When you are now considering doing that

8. ### WombatWarrior17Member

231
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Sep 17, 2016
Mississippi
I gave up at about 600...

9. ### cuber314159Member

2792. When you find Lucas garrons YouTube channel and PM him to try to find out how many signs, haven't seen a reply yet
2793. When you want 3000 signs you've been cubing too long
2794. When you solve a 17*17*17
2795. When you find that too easy

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