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    Default Cubing Jokes

    Everyone knows "yo momma" jokes. How bout yo momma jokes and other jokes that involve cubing.
    For example, "yo momma easier than a 1x1x1!"
    or "Yo mommas so fat shes more pillowed than a v-cube 7x7x7!"


    P.S. this is supposed to be dumb.
    My averages (in a nutshell)2x2-6 secs 3x3-sub 20 secs
    4x4- sub 90 secs 5x5- sub 3 secs megaminx- 1:30

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    P.S. this is supposed to be dumb.
    Is it?
    Είμαι λέφτερος.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eppley12 View Post
    P.S. this is supposed to be dumb.
    Thanks I couldn't tell.

    EDIT: Ninja'd wtf o_0
    3x3: (1/5/12/25/50/100) || 7.08 / 10.18 / 11.21 / 11.65 / 11.81 / 11.95
    4x4: (1/5/12/25/50) || 32.32 / 37.58 / 38.93 / 39.82 / 40.97

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    Roux.
    Anthony Brooks: not if you're BigGreen... CMLL, LSE GOGOGO DONE

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    Cubing Jokes and true

    When the cube was almost dead, I was on the ground to revive

    GG

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    Gaétan nice car in your profile picture
    3x3: (1/5/12/25/50/100) || 7.08 / 10.18 / 11.21 / 11.65 / 11.81 / 11.95
    4x4: (1/5/12/25/50) || 32.32 / 37.58 / 38.93 / 39.82 / 40.97

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    Hey, Guimond.

    Nobody cares that you were on TV. We also don't believe that you can do BLD.

    You seem to want credit for "reviving the cube". Which you never really did - you ended up on some local TV show that nobody saw until you started posting the videos online.

    These days, you're just a joke.

    There was a time when you'd created a nice method. Try focusing on that for a change.

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    Random jokes Spef and I came up with on IRC:

    What do Saddam Hussein and a youtube cuber have in common?
    Spoiler:
    We can watch their execution on video.


    What did the criminal and the FMC competitor have in common?
    Spoiler:
    They both thought the solution was M U R D E R.


    Why do bulimics like conjugates?
    Spoiler:
    Their schedules can be written as [eat : look in mirror].


    Why was Lars Petrus playing with Lego?
    Spoiler:
    He wanted to practice blockbuilding.


    Why does Jesus use Roux?
    Spoiler:
    He hates thinking about the cross.


    What do you call a commutator riding a bike?
    Spoiler:
    A cyclist shift.


    Why was the 3OP user accused of being homophobic?
    Spoiler:
    He wanted every piece to have the same orientation.


    What did the 2x2 say to the 3x3?
    Spoiler:
    Stop being so edgy.


    Why was the Dayan 4x4 a hit at the club?
    Spoiler:
    He was good at popping.


    Why did the 3x3 turn into a 4x4 after downing an energy drink?
    Spoiler:
    Red Bull gives you wings!
    Average of 12/Official: 14.43/15.17 --- BLD PB/Official: 53.31/1:23.18
    Changing username to RobHolt shortly. Remember me!

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    yo mama so fat an mf8 teraminx laughed at her obesity.

    (i am not trying to offend anybody. It is just part of the thread.)
    weirdest sig. ever: i like peanuts and i like butter, but i don't like peanut butter, weird.

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    whats a cubers favorite insult.

    FUMF

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