Help translate something from Chinese to English

[OregonTrail]

Hello, are there any native Mandarin speakers who can read something in Chinese and translate it for me?

I will send it to you in a PM. It should be fairly simple.

[onionhoney]

...i can
if it isn't too long...

[Zane_C]

This probably isn't of assistance:

http://translate.google.com/#

[blah]

Hello, are there any native Mandarin speakers who can read something in Chinese and translate it for me?

I will send it to you in a PM. It should be fairly simple.

What's one got to do with the other?

[OregonTrail]

Hello, are there any native Mandarin speakers who can read something in Chinese and translate it for me?

I will send it to you in a PM. It should be fairly simple.

What's one got to do with the other?

Certain phrases are used in certain dialects, and I'm going to assume that if they can speak Mandarin they will be more familiar with northern style of writing.

Is this wrong?

[xXzaKerXx]

i'll try.. mandrin is my secondary language here