Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[Rubiksboy1]

One guy said he could do it and snatched my cube away. I said "Don't break it!!!!!", and right as he says "I'm a master, I won't", an edge pops. It pissed me off so much.
Also, people make the inappropriate joke: my penis is like a rubiks cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

[drewsopchak]

Me- 'Louis Cormier'
My Dad- "is that a serious condition?"

[Aston]

When I'm doing PLL without looking
"OMG you can do it without looking!"

Also,
"You must be REALLY smart"
"You're cheating, let me scramble it."
"I solved it once there's a cheat to it"
"Aren't there cheat codes online"
"Don't you use hacks to solve it" (WTF?)

[jason60069]

One guy asked me to solve his rubik's cube, and the stickers looked like they had been peeled....
And it had two white centers

[robosariobo777]

I hate when the cube pops, and then u put the piece in wrong, and then have to flip or rotate it, and they accuse you of cheating..

[Piplup88]

People always accuse me of cheating, or ask me, "what's the secret?" when they're obviously not willing to put in the work to actually learn how to solve it.
And I get the sticker peeling one about five times a day.

My main right now is a Guhong, and today I wanted to get a Zhanchi, but my mom and sister don't want me to since "I already have one of those", referring to a 3x3x3. They don't understand that I want to experiment with different cubes and find out which one suits me best.

[prosper58]

I think the best response I've ever had for doing a rubik's cube was when the hottest girl at school came up to me and hugged me.

[googlebleh]

I think the best response I've ever had for doing a rubik's cube was when the hottest girl at school came up to me and hugged me.

I'm suddenly inspired to start cubing more at school

[dbuck84]

I'm suddenly inspired to start cubing more at school

I'm suddenly inspired to start studying again after graduating 5 years ago!!

[KCuber]

This happened a long time ago, but ill still say it.
Me: *walks into homeroom with new gigaminx*
annoying kid:*bolts out of his seat and goes to room next door to get his friend to help make fun of me*
Me: Wow really?
annoying kid:*comes back with friend*
Me: oh god
annoying kid: (in a high weird voice) Is that a 20x20??
Me: Does this look like a 20x20? Can you count?
annoying kid:*walks away to try and make fun of someone else*

ok i made up the can you count thing, but that did happen.