Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[YddEd]

Let me stuff it up.
Let me mix it up.
Me:*Pops a piece out and put it back to make the cube solvable*
Non-Cube:Your CHEATING! (Stop CHEATING etc.)

[PandaBeaarAmy]

I love how people always say: mess the cube up, mix the cube, etc... one of my friends even says randomize the cube, and unsolve the cube. but then a week ago, a 10 yr old whose family is friends with mine, asked me if she could scramble the cube. high schoolers and older can't use the correct term even after me and other cubers continuously correct them, but a 10 year old can, after just meeting me. O.o

[ScubeH]

I once heard this : " i didnt think you can actually solve it " .

really ?

[aminayuko]

me holding loose guhong.
noncuber: oh let me scramble that for you.
mekay
noncuber pops the cube.
noncuber: your cube is so cheap -_-
me pops the pieces back
noncuber: you are so magical :O
me: -_-

[harpinche]

"Oh dude you should put like WD-40 on that thing to make it turn smoother."

No way, seriously? xD

[le win]

" You mean to tell me that you can solve it, no matter what i do to it?"

[Blindbiker22]

One time, I was cubing, and some kid started talking to me...
Him:I have every Rubik's cube from a 1x1 to a 20x20 except for a 13x13 and a 17x17
Me:Cool story bro, now solve this 3x3.
Him:I'm like a comic book collector, I don't read them I just have them.
Me: The 13x13-16x6 and 18x18-20x20 don't even exist... now where can I get these and for how much?
Him: You can get them on amazon
Me: Tell me, how much is the 8x8? what do I have to search? (challenging him, since I just ordered one from e3cubes for $65)
Him: It was $5 and you have to search for 8x8
Me: Cool. Now tell me, why didn't you buy the 17x17?
Him: I didn't have 50 bucks left.
Me: hahahahahahhahahhahaha... I'll get back to you (sarcastic)

[5BLD]

Cubing in front of a fairly large group at this maths thing. When I sat back down the guy sitting next to me immediately said "if it's a different shuffle every time how can you have a best time?"

[asianjoechoo99]

annoying kid at school: i have a really old cube that has been mixed up for a really long time
me:bet i can solve it
Kid:no you can't, it's been messed up too much
*next day he brings it to school*
Kid: here, solve this!
Me: *f2l 15 seconds* (his eyes start to widen) *Oll* (Haha you put it in the wrong place) *starting pll* (Oh wow, you're stupid, you just messed it up) *3 seconds later... solved* (He leaves telling his friends that i cheated)
Me thinking: well i at least got his cube

WIN

[marceldacs]

"So how do i switch this corner with this edge"

i have even better stories of people trying to scramble my zhanchi. It makes me cry inside when people scramble my cube and all they do is r l r l r l r l r l r l r l r l think that the more they move the cube, the harder it is to solve.